Jaé

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

if my daughter doesn’t grow up thinking that i’m her bestfriend & that she can come to me for everything, then i have failed in life.

Yes

This is how i feel about my future daughter, nieces and baby cousins.

Dead ass 😂😂

I forgot about this fuckin picture

rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”

this is… oddly specific and accurate 

This is my shit

“equality”

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

holy shit

I’ve posted this before, but it’s always worth re-posting.

i have no words…

Wow…

Powerful words!!!

Wow

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

tumblr A.D. (after dick)

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

Niggas be trynna “How u and ya man doing? “ their way into some pussy 🤣

LMFAOOOO SPICY ARMPITS

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough