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VRISKA: Hey! Human! I’ve got a question for you!
VRISKA: Why do humans always look soooooooo dwee8y? I mean, look at you and your tiny little 8ody and your gigantic head! Hahahahahahahaha!
「👽」 Even HERE he had to deal with this??
「👽」 “MY HEAD’S NOT THAT BIG!” He cried out defensively, pouting.
「👽」 “And I’m- We’re not ALL dweeby!”
[ 👻 ] – “GYAAA-HAAAA?! WH-Watch where you’re pulling, child! Th-That was my tail, I’ll have you know!”
“Furthermore, that notion is preposterous! I’ve never heard of any Meat Lover’s Valentine’s Day.”
「👽」 “Nyaa-ha!” Promptly releasing the Specter, Dib rubbed his hands together giving Whisper an apologetic smile.
「👽」 “S-sorry...” It was taking a bit of restraint to just hammer some questions into him. About how he was corporeal, who he used to be, what it’s like to be a ghost. But that wasn’t the subject... for now. “So it IS flowers and candy? Huh... Neat! Just like how it used to be! You see, back home they gave each other meat and whatnot. Ribs, steaks, bacon, bologna... You know. I’ve always wondered what happened to people giving each other sweets. But I guess it’s romantic to be given a full Rib-eye before going out on a date or something...” There he goes explaining everything again. “Nobody really ever gave me anything... I mean there was that one girl in my class...”

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Glowing yellow eyes stare down at the short little human. “ It's customary to give each other hearts here. See, they have a weird way of expressing their love in this world. And it's quite literal. So you give them an actual heart. It doesn't need to be your heart. Giving someone their enemy's heart is seen as the most romantic, but not as romantic as ripping out your own heart. So in a way, yes, they do give each other “meat”.”
「👽」 “...” Stepping away from the woman, the feeling of intimidation crept on the boy. Nevertheless, he wasn’t about to run tail. He’s faced bigger, more non-human things before. “Oh? Hearts? Well that’s-” ...She meant literally...
「👽」 “....Oh-kay. I can say there’s so many wrong things about that. Where I’m from, no one ever really went THAT far... I mean, well, Maybe... There was that once instance on the news with the farmer and the cow... Or ws that a small intestine...” You’re getting off track, Dib. “L-Look!! All I ever saw was Heart-shaped steaks or bologna pieces. They even gave raw ribs or wieners to one another, but never a full heart!”
“Meat? I’ve never heard of that.”
“Is that what the ladies like back home?”
「👽」 “....No! I mean... Yeah... I-I guess?”
「👽」 “At least where I’m from. I’ve always wondered how the Meat thing came about...”
「👽」 “So Valentines is celebrated here too huh?” Approaching the nearest person, Dib gently tugged on a part of their clothes to grab their attention.
「👽」 “Do they do the whole meat thing for Valentines here too? Or do people give candy and flowers?” He only wanted some clarification.
The artist’s struggle.
Zombieland Meme: Citta Edition
Cardio: How long can they out run a zombie before embracing death and saying screw it then falling towards the ground?
double tap: how they preferentially finish the zombie? decapitation, smash the head or other?
Beware of bathrooms: How likely would they be to actually, physically piss themselves when taken by surprise by a zombie?
Seat belts: Does your muse buckle up?
Cast iron skillet: if stuck inside a department store what two items would they take with them to combat the incoming zombie hoards
Travel light: What's the first thing they would grab upon hearing about the zombies
Get a kickass partner: Would your muse prefer teaming up with somebody who is action or support oriented
Bounty paper towels: Would they ever agree to star in an infomercial where they have to purposefully fuck something up terribly; ie, spilling a large amount of juice onto a table or spilling a family-size bag of cheetos
Bowling ball: Would you muse be willing to use a car or bus as a battering even if it means possibly running over innocent people?
Be A Hero: Would your muse risk their life to save another?
Limber up: How flexible are they? Can they touch their toes? Put their knees behind their head? Lick their elbows?
Ziploc bags: Snacks your muse would take with themselves during the zombie attack.
Avoid Strip Clubs: Do they join in when people in Hive City randomly strip naked, or are they against it?
When in doubt, know your way out: How knowledgeable is your character of Hive City and its streets?
The buddy system: would your muse sacrifice a teammate to save themselves or another?
Check the back seat: What is your muse's reaction to finding a pariah laying in their back seat?
Enjoy the little things: show us a song your muse would listen to during the zombie apocalypse
Swiss army knife: How useful is your muse in terms other then combat during the zombie attack?
Hygiene: how willing is your muse to traverse through sewers and filth for safety?.
Clean socks: What are the most ridiculously patterned pair of socks they own?
Always Bring Backup: How likely is your muse to try to scope out a fly booty during the zombie apocalypse? Will they look towards the zombies themselves in their search for the fly booty?

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「👽」 “HE’S COMING!!!”
「👽」 “Burners, huh?”
「👽」 “I may need to look into this...”
Located between Sectors 001 and 006 lies the official headquarters of Hive City’s very own Burners - a group of people aimed to help, protect, and give back to the Cittazens of Hive City. Not only are the Burners a city-wide neighborhood watch to protect the city, but also are a repair shop and parcel delivery service, all attached to a 24/7 diner that serves not only the best burgers and fries, but also a safe haven for those who need it.
((Feel free to ask IC or OOC at Fox’s blog for any questions about joining or working with the Burners!))
|[MAIN]|[ABOUT]|[APPLICATION]|[STAFF]|[SUBMIT]|
“Hey everyone! Adults, extraterrestrials, all around!”
“Come join the Burners! If you’re into fighting for justice and doing goody goody things, then this is the place for you! We patrol the neighborhoods and keep a close watch to ensure that our sectors are clean and safe!”
“And hey, if fighting for the peace just isn’t your style? We also got a repair shop, burger joint and a delivery service! And I mean hey, we may not get you everything like a hot tub or something but– we do give out reasonable paychecks!”
COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
“Oh, did I mention we have a transforming car working here?”
// i’m Still working on starters for Dib, cause I’m slow as balls... but I’m making another Rp ad casue this one will be a little different~ As it’s known, Dib delves into things involving the paranormal~ I want him to meet all the Aliens, ghouls, monsters and the like during his Stay in the hive! It’s all for science and what not in his eyes.
// Technically speaking. NON-HUMANS ONLY PLEASE! I’m capping this at 4!
Invader ZIM starter sentences
“Deep down I’m….bologna?”
“Ummm…is it supposed to be stupid?”
“Wait….Something is broken and it’s not your fault?!”
“_____, there better not be any walking dead up there!!“
“NO! YOU GOT THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!”
“Why would you help me? Nobody ever helps me!”
“Good question……..but I don’t care!”
“______ is an _____! Why do I even have to try and prove it this much?!
“You quit being banished?!“
“Nope, this time I was trying to get rid of Mars. I’ll do Earth next. I’m an unstoppable death machine, you know.“
“When you were my students, I said you’d amount to nothing. And I was right. You’re NOTHING!”
“Aww somebody needs a hug!”
“How can you remember something I said if you weren’t there?”
“That didn’t destroy all life as we know it….you lied to me, _____!”
“…O-kay. There’s all kinds of things wrong with what you just said….”
“–should you fail______, you’ll suffer a fate worse than your….worst nightmaresssssssss!”
“Wait, come back!!! You’re not a freak! You’re just stupid!”
“Mmmhhhmm….that’s the sawdust.”
“That’s a….. weird thing for a chicken to do.“
“My heart explodes with joy~”
“_____, you stink! Go and roll around in the toilet until you smell better.”
“Your fear is overwhelming, no?”
"My problem is that the human race seems to want to be destroyed!”
“Now, prepare your bladder for imminent release!!!!”
“THE GIANT FLESH-EATING DEMON SQUID HAS ESCAPED!”
“This has nothing to do with jelly!”
“It’s really hard to want to chase somebody who smells that bad..”
“I’ll–I’ll… I’ll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!!”
“Now…back to my filthy evil, I guess…”
“______! Your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the bucket!
“_____! We’re supposed to keep humans away from our home, not invite them in!”
“It’s not stupid, it’s ‘’advanced’!”
“Wow I’m boring! Do I always explain everything like this?“
"I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!”
“You guys are just begging to face the….moose!!”
“How did you pass the verbal part of the test?”
“You see, _____? To defeat my enemy, first I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemy’s clothes, then–”
“Wait a minute…! I’M BLIIIIIINDDDD!”
“–And keep it down! Do you wanna wake up the whole planet?!“
"I’m gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, ‘kay?”
“What you need is to give the ______ to me or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking!“
“My poor, insane _____.“
"I know all kinds of things about you… Pretty creepy, huh?”
“FOOLS! There is none so worthy as _______!“
“You can’t beat me, _____! My piloting skills are unmatched!”
“DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!“

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