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thief..

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

This is beautiful

Never forget true romance 💕

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true

To be that museum guard, whose job it is to spend day after day opposing two cats who just wanna enjoy culture. I need a cartoon based off this right now.

@blackkatmagic