overanalysing wannabe tactician

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

"What happened to the Mirkwood elves?" "Did they ever go to Valinor?" Man I just saw Thranduil walking around my local CVS with a fresh silk press, that man ain't never leaving.

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!