hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

shane doing mushrooms at the cottage and ilya tripsitting. shane getting really nervous about it and doing hours of research and meticulously weighing out the right amount and then the moment it hits going OHHHHHHHHH. I see. okay. shane sitting on the dock watching the sunshine on the surface of the lake for 30 solid minutes weeping silently and then saying ilya did you know im allowed to want things

he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women

i mean i know they’re not on the show anymore but. including buck and not bobby or michael is. Sigh.

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position