hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

this is only for the sake of not clashing with the walls though. obviously.

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

buck and eddie got v close to sexting when he was in elpaso and they haven’t talked about it since

i think it started innocently enough... eddie in bed in el paso and they had been talking all day and now he is texting about some argument he had and how he can't sleep and how usually him and buck go for drives when he can't sleep and he says i wish u were here bud... and Buck says me too... maybe i am. we can pretend.. id pick u up. we'd go for a drive.... and eddie replies there's a great place to park. I'll show u where it is we can look out over the city... and they go back and forth...until eddie says its cool up here at night.. u forgot ur jacket. again :) …and Buck says its ok im just scooting over and sticking my hands in your hoodie pocket... and eddie says well cmere., i miss the smell of your cologne anyway...….and slowly slowly it gets a little more intimate..... until buck loses his nerve...navigates out of it.. delicately enough...

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit