Mocha

there is nothing more freeing and fun than running a hornyblog, specifically as a fetishist. so many horny people are truly missing out on the experience of being delightfully weird in good company. slamming reblog on a sexy person in niche costume who wants you to add your two cents in the tags (even if, no, especially if it’s just you losing your mind making animal noises?) it’s such a beautiful thing to be collecting/posting stuff that is so extremely tailored to your own sexual interests that you forget anyone else in the world exists, but there will always be people who are actually here to see what you dig regardless. giving your hoard of freak-os daily updates in your own personal spank digest so that all your friends know what you’re jorking it to - like letterboxd for porn or goodreads for erotica. not even hesitating to drop your deepest, weirdest, inner fantasies like it’s just casual conversation. yeah, I wish I was tim curry - but I’m tim curry as a mad scientist/confectioner who tests wonka-esque experimental hiccup-inducing candy on unwilling participants by way of bound forcefeeding. my buddy over here wants to get alien-impregnated with eggs that explode in patterns that are only predictable through rigorous mathematic equation. no joke, in the past year I have scored TWO separate ghostbusters kink commissions, both of which involve degradation being dished out by a sultry bill murray. we are creating erotica that is so silly, so absurd, that our friends are either laughing along with us, or shamelessly agreeing that it floats their fucked-up little boat. we are the monty pythons of the sexuality spectrum. nothing is off the table. tmi is out the window. actually, nothing and tmi are a yuri couple fucking each other crazy style on the table and through the window. for all I know, tmi stands for TELL ME, ICON! nobody gives a shit. everybody gives a shit. death to shame. death to secrecy. fetishposting is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

I wish i could find audio of someone telling me theyre going to get me pregnant over and over. Theyre pounding me hard, skin slapping skin, building up speed and failing to keep their voice from getting more demanding and possessive. They tell me how im going to have their baby, theyre going to fuck me again and again until im knocked up for sure. Their intense drilling into my cunt picks up and they get to the point of screaming for me to take their cum and get. pregnant. Then they fulfill their promise and flood my thirsty womb with their seed, stuffing me so full, I hear load after load get dumped inside me, theyre groaning in ecstasy and pleasure.

i 100% need a fat, overdue baby trying to come out in my panties rn. I want my water to break in public, i need my underwear/pants to be so tight that it's keeping my baby logged up in me until you give me the relief i need 😩 clothes so drenched with fluid that they're clinging to my body, needing you to rip them off me so the baby can slide out. like please just let me give birth oh my godddd!!! im such a good lil pup, such a good carrier. can you imagine me with an enormous bump, laying on my back while struggling to pop out ur seed? thighs so slick, belly so heavy. im so horny just thinking about it. my loud, wild screaming filling the room, thick sweat and contractions take over my body as my tiny opening is stretched with the huge head of your child, playing peak-a-boo as I push with all my strength, but it stays put. sitting heavily between my lips. you'd give me encouraging phrases, showering me with attention, swooning over me as I brought our child into this word. "I put a fat one in you, huh darling?" you'd coo as I wailed and squirmed beneath the pain, your eyes fixated on my slit being spread so wide with the crown of your baby. words cant express how ready I am to be bred, my belly needs to be round and plump. I physically need to be pushing out someone's baby rn 💦💦

Computa show me fat pregnant girls

It's SO important to appreciate porn outside of how horny it makes you. Appreciate the years it takes to develop the skills to make & the bravery it takes to post it & the creator's unique style & the consistency of the artist's posts & the time it takes to make. And this goes for all kink art like drawings & writing & videos & audio & roleplay & photography. It goes for professional productions & indie creators & strangers on Tumblr. And there's SO MUCH I missed in this post too. Just you HAVE to think about porn outside of the framework of how much you get off to it or else you'll never be normal about it. There I said it. Goodnight.

This is by far my most popular post and I like to imagine that at least one person who saw and agreed with the post decided to click onto my blog to see my concepts and what I'm about and then promptly clicked off

*shaking head* lets stop pretending okay. none of you really understand her like I do. *starts drawing her nine months pregnant*

Belly that’s just so so tight. The baby having rounded you out perfectly but it’s stretched your skin so tightly it hurts. Your tummy red and hot because of the size, rubbing it trying to release any tension at all.

"only breeding kink, no pregnancy!!!" could not be me, tell me the baby names you've picked out while the egg's getting breached or it doesn't even count

*shaking head* lets stop pretending okay. none of you really understand her like I do. *starts drawing her nine months pregnant*

if you like fat people please fucking say it. expecially fat women. the thing about liking fat girls is that so many of them don't even know how much they need the kind of love you can give them. they need to know it's normal for someone to love their body because of how it looks. people talk all the time about how everyone who likes fat women is some evil 'feeder' predator that's going to destroy their 'victim's' life and personhood and i'm so fucking done with it because it's just fatphobic nonsense and kink-negative bullshit where people think that sexual desire has moral value again. it's the worried-for-your-health argument mixed up with a big ladleful of shame. please tell us you think we're sexy. love us in public and to your friends and family. be prepared for some of us to not know what to do with all that. keep doing it anyway. love us wholly, every bit of us, and incessantly. we need it.