I just love to be grabbed!!!! Like yes, grab my face to make me pay attention!!!! Grab my hair while you’re kissing me!!! Grab my thighs!!!! Grab me!!!!!!

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

happy pride to me and the extremely gorgeous women i’ve fumbled by being me

I wanna post a nude but I don't wanna take one rn. Just imagine me naked ok

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i wld be fucked if i lived in a non literate culture that relied heavily on oral storytelling and songs and stuff bc ive never been able to listen to a concept album and know what it was about without looking up the lyrics. like id be sitting in the hall of some guy and the bard would be like this is what beowulf did and i just literally would not learn anything. id occasionally catch bits and id keep asking the people sitting around me what ended up happening with grendel and grendel is fully dead at that point were way past grendel were at old man beowulf now but i have no idea bc i have ye olde auditory processing disorder