sunshine, stabby wives, space guys

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

I think you have a moral obligation to leave hawke in the fade in inquisition because if you don’t you’re missing out on the chance of the da2 companions reuniting for the worst heist movie imaginable. the boat nearly sinks before it can leave kirkwall harbour and they have to establish a 24 hour guard rotation on anders so that fenris and sebastian don’t just kill him

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

7 years later and it’s still true.

fantasy story: but we grew complacent, indulgent, arrogant, spoiled by this era of prosperity and splendour, and in our short-sighted greed and vanity, we ended it. me at 15: I hate this stupid trope. People aren't going to just turn stupid and ruin everything just because things have been "too good" for "too long". Why does this author think that people are inherently stupid and evil? people on social media in 2024: I'm not going to vaccinate my dogs or my children because polio, measels and rabies are so rare they're not a real threat anyway uwu me at 30: Ah. I see.

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch