surrender to the fever

real people should feel lucky to be speculated about by me

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

sam reid transcends being blond by being a genuinely strange person

imagine you're having the worst day of your life and timothee chalamet shows up #mbappe

notice how everyones 30 now

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD