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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:
The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

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every jake gyllenhaal movie ive seen he’s just like (bats his lashes at the screen) (speaking softly in that weird voice of his) (has a complete rampage/breakdown about an hour in)
part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside
imagine you’re walking down the street on an early, rainy morning. you just got yourself a cup of hot coffee. you’re thinking about work. there’s a bumpy part of the sidewalk, and you trip....what do you do? you brace yourself with your free hand, of course. you balance yourself with your dominant foot, naturally. you catch yourself while holding your drink high above your head, nothing is spilled, you don’t get hurt, you keep walking. but as you read this, you aren’t even standing are you? you’re likely reading this while lying in bed, sitting on the couch, or sitting at your desk. you don’t consider how slowly your brain works behind early-morning fog. your sense memory of a rain-slick sidewalk beneath misplaced feet is vague at best. you don’t consider how instinct takes over logic when you’re scared. you don’t have to avoid getting hurt while maintaining balance from where you read this.
but i’m sure you wouldn’t fall in real life. you wouldn’t crack your chin on the sidewalk, you wouldn’t spill coffee down your shirt. you’re a reasonable person. you wouldn’t kill the random traveler on your way to thebes. you would’ve just talked to the creature you made, formed formed from corpses. you would’ve just talked it out before making a harsh decision. you’d wait a minute to see if your lover woke up before killing yourself. i’m sure of it.
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses
The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.
Soon to fixed.
The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

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Why is Beyoncé wishing Jake Gyllenhaal a happy birthday on her website sending me dhdjdjsksk the PIC
need I say more
I collected a bunch of “haha I don’t have 2020 vision” “oh God not like that” posts
I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣
I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:
This one I actually found myself!
And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:
And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:
@ferrousferrule: You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)
I just knew having a tag for these would come in handy
Oh my god I’m fuckng crying and I’m not sure it’s from laughter or despair.
sophie had the right idea tbh
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

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Literally no excuse ^^^