misanthropic drunken loner

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

smh bro I SEE you lying next to me with words i thot I’d never speak -_-

I think its very cool and Sexy of me to have completely avoided interacting with or having any knowledge of game of thrones. that cultural zeitgeist went on for years, cost millions of dollars and wasted hours of people's lives. but me? I don't know her

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

poor people deserve things they want, too. it is unfair to expect poor people to only buy things they “need”.

My grandfather used to tell me: if you only have 20 kr left, you buy grocery for 10 kr and flowers for the other 10 kr because you need a reason to live as well.

We are not machines and an unmet need is an unmet need.

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

you know it’s REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and it’s painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. that’s when it’s the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.

I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally every time I hear a news story about some fucked up thing a YouTuber did its someone that me nor anyone in any of my social circles has ever heard of before

—“Feed the sparks that come anew, don’t blow on the old burnt ashes hoping they’ll start again.”

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business