Things are shaping up to be ugly even

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

why is that people screaming “listen to both sides uwu” are always the people only listening to one side and trying to get the other side to shut up

u know what I have also noticed??? “listen” somehow began to mean “agree” and sure I'm listening to both sides but I’m not agreeing with one and somehow that means I’m not listening. 

get u a girl who cant do either

All cats the same

Aye that’s at my school

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

One time a straight girl asked me how did I know I was attracted to women if I never had sex with a woman. Which poses the question…are straight people blinding fucking each other to determine who they find attractive or…? Do straight girls look at somebody and think “Hmm, I can’t tell if I like Bob from payroll. It is time to fuck Bob from payroll and find out.”

Reblog if you think Bob from payroll has more to offer than his body 

womp there it is

Emily, we’re coming for you 

😂😂😂😂