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Okay so everyone’s like BUY STAMPS but if you’re like me, you send maybe 5 letters a year, if that. You’re sitting there going “Okay, I could buy like… a page of stamps, but my last one is still only half-used… I’m more likely to lose it before I use them all up.”

That’s cool, same.

Here’s an alternative option:

Go to the USPS website, as if you’re going to buy some stamps, right? Browse through the fancy new ones until you find one you like… say this one:

Pretty neat, right?

Instead of buying the stamps that will literally take you years to go through, scroll alllllll the way to the bottom.

What’s that? A tote bag with the same design?! Yup! A set of 5 tote bags even, for your friends too. Wouldn’t that be cool to use for trick-or-treating?

You can also type the name of the stamp design you want into the search bar:

A mug! A rubber stamp set!

Different designs have different gifts! There are even gifts for designs they don’t have in individual sheets any more…

Look at the dragons!

There are so many cool things on the USPS’s website. And yeah, some of them also come with stamps (like the kid’s book) but hey, you’re mostly getting the book!

I am shocked – shocked – that an entitled middle-aged white man would believe that his unfettered access to a new toaster is the most important thing in the world during a pandemic.

‘I’ve pulled myself up by the bootstraps so many damn times that I’ve ripped them off.’ — Community organizer Amy Jo Hutchinson explained to the Senate in vivid, emotional detail that poverty is not because of laziness and why the current poverty guidelines are ‘ridiculously out of touch’

AOC said on Instagram she is getting about 5 hours of sleep and working until 9-10pm at night during this crisis. To help her decompress she used her government salary to purchase a video game which she then played for a few hours after work. 

Robert is upset his tax dollars were used by a government official to play a game. 

Wait till he hears about this…