But It's Better If You Do

This is Canada talking about the US

Literally every “woke” country/city when talking about any other country

being my friend means you never have to apologize for texting back late. you can respond four days late or drop off in the middle of a slow conversation and that’s okay! i know you’re busy or tired or just don’t have the energy to text anymore. you can hang up a phone call and start texting me instead. it’s so hard to do social interaction. i get it. send me a meme once a week so i know you’re alive. i love you.

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

hayley williams got ripped to shreds over one misogynistic song to the point where she’s had to publicly personally apologize multiple times and has retired the song live and yet every male pop punk band is sitting on albums worth of songs that are misogynistic and violent towards women and they’re all just chillin…….. curious………. i wonder what the difference is…..

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

I heard you ring the bell the first fucking time. Unless someone doesn't come help you within, like, 5 minutes, there is absolutely no fucking reason to ring the bell every three seconds. Fuck you.

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

you ever get pissed off by somebody’s mindset? like damn.. you really think like that?