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So far I haven’t been bitten, but I’ll make sure to find it out. Maybe I will name the little fella Peter. Pleasure is all mine Sofia. I am glad you finally got one of them leash trained, what are your cat’s names?”

I feel like I shouldn’t encourage you to get bit but on the other hand, how cool would it be to get powers like spiderman? I expect all the photos of the little gentleman. Besides entertaining a spider friend, what have you been up to? Me to, it’s been a long process getting to this point. Their names are Rachel and Monica. 

Let me know when you finish Grey’s though, yeah? Could use a pal to talk about all the shite that goes down in it. Way too much happens that I’m still processing to this day even though I finished it months ago. You need to carry round hand sanitizer and Lysol in that fuckin’ hospital. Someone needs to do somethin’ bout that. I like to test myself and see how far I can get in a show in just one day.

Will do! Dude, there’s sooo much that I can’t even begin to comprehend and I still have a long ways to go. We’re gonna be talking about this show until we’re both old and in nursing homes. Gotta bleach the entire on call room before you can even take five steps into it. Right?! I feel that. One time I watched a show at 1.5 speed just to get through more in a day because I was to impatient to find out what happened in the finale. 

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LILY: it's part of the subtext. read the fine print, baby

LILY: ugh i mean i know it's so hard winning all these awards but i always got room for one more of course

Sofia: ugh, okay maybe you got me there

Okay, fine we’ll compromise here. You finish whatever season you’re on and pop over to Gossip Girl since it’s only twelve episodes … then you can go back to watching the doctors fuck in the utility cubbies. Would hate for you to not be caught up before season two, love.

Hmm, I can live with that. I’m almost half way with Grey’s anyways so I don’t see how a small break can hurt anything. It’s not just the supply closets, it’s every private room of that hospital. I don’t see how anything is sterile anymore. That would be a shame but honestly? It’s more fun binge watching a bunch of episodes all at once than one a week. 

Selena: Awwwww, I'm glad that made you happy, I love a good spontaneous getaway.

Selena: YAY! I...I mean my friend will be so happy to hear that! Just let me know when and she'll be there.

Sofia: Right?! A spontaneous adventure is even better than a planned adventure most of the time. The excitement is exemplified.

Selena: Oh my gosh that doesn't sound stupid at all, actually sounds genuis!

Selena: Hahaha you're too cute Sof!

Selena: Also if you did get said ticket would you want a plus one? Asking for a friend who is totally me.

Sofia: You have no idea how happy it makes me that you agree with the idea

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“Exactly, Like I’d love to have a little buddy who I can hang out with but it’s just too small for any pets. That’s good. Just finished working on something big and I can’t wait til I’m allowed to announce it.”

The one downside of small places. A cat would probably do well in a small apartment, they don’t tend to need much besides a littler box, food, water and a couple toys. Ooo, that sounds extremely exciting! 

chlo: and he never will

chlo: YES GIMME PHOTOS

sof: good. i love you

sof: [ insert photo ]

Sofia: how stupid would it be to get a one way ticket too paris and never come back?

Soifa: asking for a friend

OH GOD THAT IS SO CUTE. i’m a dog person, but i ain’t blind i can see how cute a kitten is. let’s just take a table on the wedding and just share cute pictures of our pets. now i kinda want you to have a chandler one, it will be cutest ever, i’m sure. as a sister lover and supporter, i get you. mines are amazing. he is four! such a cute baby, i mean, he is a teen now, but you know, my baby.

honestly, if i could adopt a million puppies i would, but sadly the job doesn’t allow enough time for that. i don’t think i’ve seen an animal cuter than these two babies but i might just be biased there. yes! honestly, a group chat filled to the brim with fur baby photos is the only acceptable ending to this conversation that i’ll accept. sisters are the best. awe, he sounds even more adorable. hey, it doesn’t matter how old they get, they’ll always be our babies. 

I think I’ll be unsubscribing from this little friendship for this moment of betrayl. You have about three to five minutes business days to request it back with the successful finishing of Gossip Girl. I’ll be waiting – xoxo, Gossip Thomas.

Now who’s breaking who’s heart, here? Sir, can I request an extension on this assignment? I can’t focus on more than one show and I’ve still got like fifteen seasons left of Grey’s. 

“Because I live in a studio apartment and that’s no place for an animal. Anyways,How’re you?”

I’ll give you that one, tiny spaces don’t really make great homes for pets, sadly. I’m great, a bit tired for the last few days but nothing to bad, you?