𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕫

i’ve never lied in my life, shut up. let’s celebrate that i’m going to be going down on you in the desert, fuck yeah. i can’t wait to see you all sweaty because it’s so feckin’ hot outside AND because i get you all hot and bothered. no, baby. it’s okay. i just get scared about losing you. it’s my number one fear. oh my gooood. my sports car! i told you — i want us to look powerful as fuck in the bay area with a cool ass car.

...i can celebreate that .also, cut the crap. you act as is i’m the one that will be hot and bothered? you will be just chill next to me when i’m there? tell me if i scare you, ok? and i’ll work on my jealous side.  have you picked our car tho? cause i don’t know shit.

says the woman that looks gorgeous every time she wakes up in the morning. okay, babes. it’s time for you to take my twitter away. i’m getting upset again! i’ve already seen a bit of jealous z and i was so feckin’ scared. yes, i’ll be suing you for all your money. 

shush shut up, stop lying. let’s celebrate, yes? how about one of the fruity drinks tonight? i scared you? oh god sorry baby, really. i didn’t mean it. i’ll work on being better. i have no more money when we marry, i’ll spend everything on that sports car.

this is me showering you with love.

yeah but i’m being called some cruel things on twitter over the casting news. yes… i downloaded it again, sorry! we don’t want jealous daya to come out of her shell. i bet she’s more violent than i am! i won’t sue you. not until we’re married, you silly girl!

ugh you so pretty. this people don’t have a life babe, don’t worry. ok i’ll delete it again tonight. yes please let’s keep jealous z in her cage... she might. let’’s not test it. we don’t need her snatching someone’s wig. ooooh right. then you sue me to get all my money. got it. 

i am your CO-WORKER now. that’s so crazy. are you saying we’re not going to have sex in my trailer during filming? what the hell! i better show off my cleavage and ass more while we’re in the desert together so you can get all horny for me.

that shit is crazy and i’m so happy for you. the twitter already going insane. baby no you’re fobidden of doing that i don’t want other people looking at you... but it’s a yes to trailer sex as long as you don’t sue me later.

then that gonna be never! get used to it

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