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YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
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@sofiasweden
LI Interest: "It doesn't matter what comes out during Movie Night, nothing will change my feelings for you :)"
MC: *is shown being slightly flirty during Casa*
LI Interest: OMG!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU AGAIN?! I HATE YOU! I'M GONNA K*LL MYSELF!!!
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Love Island the Game Update
So, I've finished three seasons so far and here are my thoughts.
BOMBSHELL
Way too long. I guess that's why there are max 42 episodes now.
Sure, Will has his flaws and insecurities, but I still think he's the best of the boys.
I know Bruno is supposed to be Bobby 2.0, but it's just not working.
Hazeem, Kobi and Valentina were wasted.
Thabi is one of the best Islanders they ever made. DOUBLE TROUBLE 1. This might be an unpopular opinion, but Amelia is so f*cking annoying! I wish there was an option to tell her to f*ck off. And she can take Toby with her, since it's obvious they are faking it. 2. Ozzy is so NOT WORTH IT. He's a walking red flag. If you want to pick a twin, take Marshall. 3. I really want to hate Hamish, but I just can't. He's too entertaining. And you can't say he's wrong about "Grozzy". 4. I wish Ivy stayed longer. She would've been a riot in Casa. 5. I hate to say it, but Grace is cringe. TEMPTING FATE 1. This might be the first time I actually like all the boys, including the Casa boys. 2. Yeah, Theo isn't worth it either. I danced for him in the Heart Rate challenge and his heart was still raised most by Claudia so... 3. Why did they make Sienna so unbearable? 4. What was the point with Logan? 5. I actually liked the reunion episodes.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity
If this isn't me.
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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.
There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.
*taps sign* I am once again being haunted by ladies of questionable reality, as well as a lot of blank blogs without a custom avatar. If you are a recent arrival from the ex-parrot site with a brand new tumblr blog, I am asking you to please post ANYTHING at all on your blog, even if you're only going to lurk passively to follow people. Otherwise, you look just like the dozens of bots I've blocked this week.
The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.
Oh My Thor, I can’t stop laughing!
by @baixianggua
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That Chris Evans deactivated all his social media accounts is such a power move actually. Good for him.
Tim: How did you realize that you are bisexual? Bernard: While watching Princess Diaries. First I saw Anne Hathaway and went "woah" and then I saw Chris Pine and went *WOAH!" Tim: That's valid.
Teenage Bruce Wayne in the Gotham show is such a menace, that if Red Hood existed there he would simp for him (and have a massive crush)
Red Hood: *Totally demolishes a chain gang* Bruce: *sighs dreamily* He’s so hot. Selina: First of all, he’s wearing a bucket over his head, so you can’t possibly know that. And second, we need to have a serious talk about your taste in guys.
Aegon: Do you know what I hate doing most after a party? Aemond: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?
Heleana: Why can't you sleep on the couch and give Aemond and Luke your room? Aegon: Are you crazy?! What will the servants think if they see two men in my bedroom? Daeron: They think it's Tuesday.
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Unhinged Lucerys is my favorite. Imagine Aemond marries Floris Baratheon and has a baby with her, and Luke is babynapping it. Rhaenyra: Lucerys, what is that? Lucerys: It’s a baby. Daemon: We can see that, but whose is it? Lucerys: ... Rhaenyra: Please, don’t tell me it’s Aemonds and Floris baby! Lucerys: Floris asked me too look after him for a while. She didn’t say it has to be in King’s Landing. Rhaenyra pulling her hair thinking of a way to avoid a huge crisis without anyone getting killed, and Daemon is just laughing his head off. Meanwhile, Lucerys has developed a husbandnapping plan as well, and he can’t wait to put it into action.
