We Are All Mad Here

when I have to study, I want to clean up my apartment. when I have to clean up my apartment, I want to study. Cursed existence

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

AND NONFUCKERS I FORGOT WHO IM TALKING TO

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKN’TS

me when i see any manager wearing a cap: omg.. just like jurgen klopp......

I know that a lot of you are banking on having little to do with your nephews/neices as children and then becoming their "cool aunt" once they become teenagers, but I think that you will find, upon analysis, that a random middle-aged woman stepping into a whole-ass teenager's life and arbitrarily declaring herself to be a "cool aunt" is, in fact, the least cool thing it's possible to do.

💖Girlhood💖 and it’s just products and trendy shit

do we really need a two minute VAR check for a nations league goal. is it really that serious

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you

credit to the artist Nick Maskell

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.