Colombian

I’ve been awake for 36 hours. I need a cup of coffee like… yesterday.

You do not need sleepiness as an excuse to drink coffee.

Starting this day with some meditation and spiritual cleansing. Soul and herbal. 23 minutes or more, for 23 sublime years today! I encourage you to join me.

It sounds like a lot of pressure for only 23 years.

Oh shit, I think that delivery was meant for me and they must have gotten the wrong house. I’m so sorry.

If you would like a nice cigar, all you have to do is ask. I can be very generous when asked politely.

I love it, you make a very good argument.

I am not easy, but good men don’t want easy.

Okay, what good deed do I need to do to get myself a cake and scone fairy? 

Find a good man who is willing to cook for you then keep him just happy enough to keep doing it.

Oo…a scone with raspberry jam sounds so good right now.  You’re one lucky lady to have a kitchen full of such yumminess.

If you think my kitchen sounds yummy, you should see my bedroom, ay? I am a lucky woman to have treats in both.