Sarah Michelle Gellar

Currently alternating between Cape Cod waffle chips and honey roasted peanuts. Yeah, life is good. 

Life sounds pretty sweet to me. Consider me jealous.

Liv: Otis is running around naked and refuses to put clothes on... and all I could do was look at him and be like 'same'.

Liv: Tell me I'm a good mother.

Sarah: You're a good mother. No. Scratch that.

Lately, I’ve occasionally started to panic that I need to start thinking about Christmas gifts for people. Then I remember it’s October. However, then I remember that yesterday was 2012.

Deep breaths and totally start shopping now. The sooner you get it done with the more you can enjoy the holidays when they do finally roll round.

I’m about to become like Hilary Duff. Document all my Tinder dates. Swipe left, swipe right bitches.

That whole thing confuses me. So you do the swipey thing based on looks alone? And why was Lizzie McGuire documenting her dates? 

The Fosters. I definitely recommend it. It’s so much more than it seems.

That’s the one about the foster family right? I think I’ve caught an episode or two of it.

Exactly. It’s just all too tempting. 

Maybe we should do it together. You get one side of the aisle, I’ll get the other and then we share the goods. 

I’ve watched two and a half seasons of a show in 3 or 4 days. I think I need to get out of the house before I become an actual hermit.

Well it’s gotta be damn good if you got through it that quickly. What’s the recommendation? 

There are so many deals on candy, have I ever mentioned how much I loved Halloween?

The urge to run down the aisles and just fill my basket with it all, it too great at this time of the year. 

Is there some magic tip to flying with toddlers? After three years, I still feel like I’m missing out on some big parenting secret here. Coloring books and toy dinosaurs no longer keep them quiet, and based on the dirty looks I got the whole way from Texas to New Jersey yesterday, I really need some new tricks.

I used to make a game out of it for the kids when they were younger. So we’d play ‘Who can sit the best for the longest amount of time’ or the quiet game. Or the other trick is to take night flights so they’re tired and just sleep through. 

I’m with you on that one. Booby milk just doesn’t taste as good as Jack.

I only know that booby milk doesn’t taste good in coffee. Never gone solo with it though. 

Only you can answer that question, I’m afraid.

But how?! 

Don’t worry, I’ll get it from him. We need the real deal here. 

If anyone can charm Thor, it’s you.

Let’s drink to that!

I’m always down to drink to anything... as long as I’m not on momma duty, then all I’m drinking is that soft stuff. 

Yup. I will just ask him for his hammer. 

If he’s a big ol meanie and he says no, then I could possibly get my hands on a troll hammer. Not as good as Thor’s but it’s good for beating on Goddesses with.

Find a good man who is willing to cook for you then keep him just happy enough to keep doing it.

I fear that I may be shit outta luck there then.