just a reflection

Monday, when I’m back in Vancity. You can meet my new pup… because I miiiight have adopted another one….

You got another pup? What kind of dog is this one? You’ll have to take me to find a dog. I’ve been missing something lately. Monday it is then.

Uhhh.. only the first part. I’d hurt so many ears if I did the other part.

They’d probably so amazed that Norman Reedus was singing in their Karaoke bar that they wouldn’t even mind.

Nah. I can’t sing for shit… it would have ruined your fun. You get to make it up to me, though. I live for our little sparring matches.

No one who does karaoke can sing for shit. You think that I can? On the contrary, it would have made my fun even better. Oh, I do get to make it up to you? Name a time and a place.

You’ve just described my entire life up until this point.

Your life is a party.

Recently yeah, about every day. Know any good karaoke places?

Really? Glad I’m not the only one. I can’t say I do. I’d probably just use Yelp.

Randomly? Pssh. This is a constant struggle that I have every night of my life.

Really? Then how do you not live at a karaoke bar? Then again, you can get away with that. You sing like an angel.

You bailed on our gym night for karaoke? Judging you so hardcore, Travis. So hardcore. Did you at least have fun?

Hey, when the karaoke calls, you just have to answer. You’re only judging me because you didn’t think of it first. I did, but it would have been more fun if you were there.

Dude. Dude… Dude. Have you met me?

Okay, Matthew, you’re a karaoke king. That’s a little big different. You make an ass of yourself and people love you for it. It’s part of your charm.