A new spin on a Touhou classic is coming to the Nintendo Switch 2!

I realised I've never posted the first ever Haurchefant I drew, so here, you can have him as a treat! It was back in January when I first met him and fell in love ❤️

POLL: Who is your favorite Inner Sailor Guardian?

Or maybe I'll just be the fun-uncle to your descendants. Or the tolerable human your pets love that have a bad fashion sense.

Or maybe I'll be a stranger you knew all too well.

AND ENTERING FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF THE RING,

WE HAVE RATTHEW

AND FROM THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE RING,

NEW REDESIGN

Rating : SFW

Pairing : Phainon x Reader (no gender specified)

+600 words

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Phainon is the kind of man that takes you on a date at least once a week, and it’s non-negociable. If you refuse, he will give you the saddest puppy eyes known to man because he knows you can’t say no to that.

Phainon tries his best to fix his horrible fashion taste for you. Though it’s not perfect, it is definitely better than when he used to pull out yellow&purple or pink&green combos. He will definitely pull them up again just to get a reaction out of you.

Phainon loves to play with your hair whenever you’re lying in bed on his chest. On the same note, he absolutely adores when you run your fingers through his hair when he has all of his weight on you.

Phainon will absolutely cook for you, and you better like salad, because it’s there to accompany every single dish when he’s the one to make dinner. He will also encourage you to make your favorite dishes, or the ones from your homeland! He’s actually very eager to learn how food from your home tastes like.

Phainon is very proud of his arms, as we all know. That means he will sometimes scoop you up with one arm out of the blue. Be it at home, or outside, just to get you flustered. You just finished packing your groceries? Of course he’ll carry them home, with you on the other arm!

Phainon will volunteer to do the chores as it keeps him busy, but he will sometimes ask you to teach him how to do the most basic cleaning task just so he can spend more time with you (and annoy you a little).

Phainon will sneak up on you from behind, holding you close if you happen to be so focused on a task that you didn’t quite give him the attention he wants. He’d take it upon him at first, but if he’s going too long without at least a kiss or a hug, he’s going insane, you are like a drug to him. And you better not tell him to leave you alone for now, because you are absolutely not escaping him like that.

Phainon does not quite get jealous. First because he’s always at your side so here isn’t very much room for anyone to pick up on you, second he trusts you with his whole life. He’s entirely devoted to you and excepts the same from you, which you are obviously! But if anyone still tried to flirt with you, he’ll put an arm around your waist, and give the person a smile that says « try somewhere else ».

Phainon will protect you no matter what it takes. You could be stronger than him (which is unlikely to happen) and totally capable of protecting yourself, that you’d still find him standing out before you if you were in any trouble.

Phainon needs you by his side to have a good night sleep. He used to be able to sleep properly (more or less) on his own, but now that he’s met you, his nights are a lot shorter if you’re not here. If you happen to take too much time to go to bed and keep him waiting, he’ll pull you out of whatever thing you were doing to go to bed. He’ll say you need to rest and fix your schedule anyway, but you gladly oblige.

Phainon has nightmare issues. The weight of the cycles are too heavy to bear, and he plays it off like it’s nothing, so it comes back eating at him during his sleep. When he wakes during the night, it’s in sweat. He doesn’t make a lot of noise, as he is too used to those nightmares, but he will still reach out for you, and hold you to ground himself. Sometimes, you’ll wake up to find out his hair went gold during the night, which usually happens after a nightmare. If you could give him extra affection when that happens, as he remains uncomfortable with this side of him around you, you’ll definitely make his heart melt! (no pun intended). And it will also help comforting him with the nighmares.

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End note : Forget I said anything about not posting again, I’m actually having more fun writing than I thought.

I love yearning/clingy Phainon, he deserves the entire world.

I’ll probably do a part 2? Maybe do NSFW hcs… I don’t know yet. Also not proof-read.

There's something I wanted to add here, but I don't remember what it was... I'll update the note if it ever comes back to mind.