he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@sofeyasoup

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i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has
#is this really what wearing glasses is like?
Yes
One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*
Me subconciously:

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He thinks he’s being sneaky
whose being sneaky
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat
The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
That is the host
me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship

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kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
HARD SHELL, SOFT CORE:
Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Gemini, Cancer
SOFT SHELL, HARD CORE:
Pisces, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra, Aries, Taurus
i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”
Like…did Thor just wingman me?

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why are you booing me? i’m right
Hank: *looks at Connor*
Hank: what an idiot
Gavin: haha, yeah
Hank: *points gun at Gavin*
Hank: the fuck did you just say about Connor, bitch?