The Boy King

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

What the fuck is a Mormon.

if only there were some manner of fantastical contraption able to pluck information right down from the sky like so many ripe apples but alas!

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

yes

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally