Sodomy For Breakfast

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

WHAT HTE FCUK

It’s one of my favorite pieces at the Renwick. It’s a solid block of mahogany and you can see the impression of knobs under the cloth.

Is this Honey Mahogany? She looks so good in this caftan.

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

Also, they are consistently house poor throughout the series.

boyfriend boobs travel

wine, marriage, pizza

Homo sex, butter, and hope.

Is that a threat or a promise?

The Invisible Man (2020).

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Me talking about past relationships.

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

You don’t open a Capri Sun. You stab a Capri Sun.