An Angel in the First Degree

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

Starting NOW!!

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Straight men will call someone a pussy for wearing a seatbelt and then be scared of their own assholes.

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

I’m just built different (worse)

must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

But what can you redeem them for? Cool prizes? 

how does it feel to be the funniest person on my notes

Sorry to everyone who DMs me only to find I am actually terrible at actual human interaction

once again!! men moaning !! men groaning !! men breathing heavy !! men just making noise !!