is this heaven or a dairy queen

Because you are love.

the best $30 i ever spent thank u gianni

I saw a video that said drawing is a strange thing, that you waste your energy and nerves just to be able to draw boobs and apples.

"THIS IS A-ABSOLUTELY *NOT* A-A DATE!!!"

My GabV1el fan VN is complete! (۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶

Navigate a hypothetical post-canon not-date with one suspiciously flustered archangel - pick from silly dialogue options, earn sillier +BONUSES, and listen to him yap about everything from favourite foods to past mistakes to his totally irrelevant relationship status why would you even ask about that machine.

Things you can do in this game: - Call him gay - Break the fourth wall - Get a P-rank - Show him tumblr - Remain silent - Acquire one (1) angel

Things you can't do in this game: - idk pretty much anything else, this isn't Ultrakill

Playable in-browser or downloadable for a smoother experience :) > https://artchive.itch.io/deus-x-machina

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.