super high school level ivalice

be normal about nonromantic sex. be normal about people who actively want to screw but would rather die than kiss or hold hands. be normal about fwb relationships. they are healthy they are beautiful they are harmless they are wholesome they are perfect. "yeah, just as long as you make sure to clarify—" you're still not being normal about this yk. you're only saying that because you STILL see it as an abusive arrangement by default. if someone says they want a romantic partner, you wouldn't tell them to make sure they asked directly rather than decide for them, would you? god just please be normal about nonromantic sex as a whole ok

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

Our kid used the "milk" sign for any and every liquid, including Lake Huron. We went to Mackinac when they were a toddler, they looked over the edge of the ferry and got so hyped up yelling "wa-juice! Wa-juice!" (Everything was either water or juice at this point in their life) and signing about it. Didn't know what to make of the waves.

My friend's baby also learned some simplified baby AUSLAN and he would sign GIVE at whatever he wanted. Your lunch. Passing birds. The book he just handed you. Just at you, when he wanted attention. The time he demanded *the wind* was perplexing.

I used to have a baby in my class who, any time we had a car go by the classroom window, would watch it go by and then look at me expectantly and start signing "more? more? more?" and pointing at the window. It was adorable, and sweet that he thought I was that powerful, but unfortunately I couldn't make more cars go by for him.

Why does no one talk about the fact that babies can communicate way earlier than when their mouth is developed enough to speak? I didn't even know this was possible! This sounds like accessing a consciousness before the release date. Listening to the thoughts of a brain that's not done cooking yet. Now you can watch how a human brain interprets the environment even earlier in its life, through the eyes of even more underdeveloped senses. Fascinating.

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

It’s not ‘trauma dumping’ you just raised my affinity high enough to unlock another part of my backstory

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash