The Heroes have finished their journeys; with the castle clear and Hyrule hopeful, they're content... until they see the Champions of Old in desperate need of aid. None of them hesitate.
The Calamity never rests, but neither do the Heroes.
aka: Age of Calamity, in the Accursed Heroes AU. What does that entail? Come find out!
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NOTICE: This fic was written by a real life flesh-and-blood human. Use of my work to train AI is prohibited. I hate generative AI and if you use it I hate you too. Got that? Good.
01 .. white feather fletching
A swift blur of white surges between her and the beast.Β βNot this time!β
Warnings: none, really. implied child neglect?
02 .. seeing red
What the heck is a fish doing on Death Mountain?
Warnings: none
03 .. golden girl
Goddesses above, he's just been saved by a little girl.
Warnings: none
04 .. sandstone
βDonβt you guys ever get sick of gettinβ your tails kicked?!"
Warnings: none
05 .. on the road
Robbie places a hand to a strange machine on the tabletop, flicking up his goggles to stare at Saki. βNow, you are an enigma."
Warnings: none
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happy whumpmas in july!! here with a question for you - do you have a favourite whumpy setting?
YAYAYA happy whumpmas!!!
honestly, any location where they Cannot get to a hospital. criminals on the run or fantasy setting without modern medicine or captured or anything in between. a couch or a cave or a dungeon where youre gauging temperature by feel or stitching wounds without anesthesia. Unconventional settings <3
characters: yunobo, astor, misc yiga; master kohga, boss bludo, & daruk all mentioned
contains: restraints, concussion (equivalent), yunoboβs self esteem issues & trauma, semi-graphic violence
notes: accursed heroes au! talks about Yunoboβs Curse, which u can learn about in tales of time to come or else just wing it thumbsup. also some of my headcanon goron biology lol
A Curse born of Malice was right up Astorβs alley, unfortunately. Of course the prophet could sense Yunoboβs curseβ he should have been more careful. He swears to himself. Now, heβs chained up so tight he can hardly breathe. Not that Gorons needed to breathe. Principle of the thing.
Thereβs a loop on the floor, a metal hook for this exact purposeβ the cuffs around his wrists are wound through it, and the stupid collar is chained to the same point. Metal crosses his shell to keep him curled inward. The only part of him uncovered is his tail, which the Curse has twisted into the Titanβs ore deposit. Everybody knows a talusβ weakness is its ore deposit.
Said tail twitches, a damning display of nerves. Heβs never been worried about the Yiga before. Back home, they werenβt strong or smart enough, without Master Kohga to guide them. Not that Kohga was particularly smart himself. Here, though, they had Astorβ Yunoboβs not scared of him, exactly, butβ¦ heβs an unknown.
He rolls his shoulders, testing for any weaknessβ the whole cell seems to rattle as he does.
βWell, look at you.β A set of blademaster boots step into his vision. Yunobo glowers up at him. βNot so tough now, are you?β
Yunobo works his jaw. The next time anybody reaches for him, he will take fingers off. For now, though, he remains stoically silent. Heβsβ¦ well, not scared, but heβs a littleβ¦ nervous. Wary. Of course he is. Thatβs a reasonable response. He swallows thickly.
βAw, poor thing,β the blademaster taunts, βweak and alone.β
βDonβt you have anything better to do?β Yunobo scowls, baring his teeth in a way he hopes is intimidating. Itβs notβ the blademaster laughs at him. Oh, thatβs just great. Even chained up, Yunobo can still put a foot in his mouth.
βNo, I think this is perfect. Might be our last chance to see you, you know,β the Yiga laughs darkly, head tilting. He crouches to be eye-level, not that it matters in the mask. βMaster Kohgaβs gonna tear you apart.β
Itβs Yunoboβs turn to chuckle, shaking his head (rattle-rattle-rattle). βIβd like to see that. You know what a sickleβll do to a Goron? Not a thing.β He smiles, devoid of humor. βYour windcleaver wouldnβt even leave a mark, goro. βSpecially not when youβre swinging it.β
βWhatβs that supposed to mean?β
Yunobo is chained up in a cell right now, taunting his captors, who can definitely leave a mark on him. Heβs gonna get himself killed. His chest twists, terrified. βI think you know,β he says, instead of shutting his big mouth. Apparently heβs brave and stupid. Oh, Hylia help him.
βI suggest you watch your mouth,β the blademaster snarls, drawing said windcleaver. He points it at Yunoboβs throat in a clear threat. Yunoboβs throat has a metal collar on it and is overall not any weaker than any other part of his body, but he doesnβt say anything. βYouβre not among friends, little rock. When Master Kohga gives the order, we will skin you alive.β
Do Gorons have skin? Yβknow, Yunoboβs not actually sure. Gorons arenβt great about their own biology. In the interest of the situation, Yunobo decides he doesnβt. βOh no,β he mumbles flatly, βmy skin. Thatβs so sad.β He huffs a sigh through his nose, pulling his mouth tight. He shifts backwards away from the blade. βDo you even know how to kill a Goron, goro?β
βDo you think weβre going to kill you?β Hell. He hadnβt noticed Astorβs arrivalβ heβs being threatened, heβs doing his best! The prophet folds his arms, tilting his head back to look down even further at Yunobo. The blademaster retreats, cowed by his presence. βOh, no. You have many things in store, Yunobo,β Astor murmurs, βbut death is not one of them.β
With a wave of his hand, the cell door swings open. Yunobo canβt help his flinch, even as he keeps glaringβ it might have been subtle, if the stupid chains didnβt loudly announce his every move.
βAre you scared, little rock?β Astor strides forward, crouching down to take Yunoboβs chin in his hand. Jerking back just makes the chains rattle louder. He is scaredβ and now the Yiga knew it. Damn it all! Astor chuckles. βYou are.β
βGo to hell,β Yunobo snarls. His voice wavers. He calls for his Protection, but he needs his hands free to use itβ he canβt. He needs to shut up, because everything he says is just amusing them. He does not do that. If they think heβs brave, maybe theyβllβ leave him alone. βGreat Darukβs gonna smash your head in.β
βThat would require him to be looking for you, wouldnβt it?β Astor sneers, like heβs talking to a particularly stupid dog. βYou poor thing,β he hums, βtheyβre doing much better without you.β
βIβm not an idiot,β Yunobo snarls. Astor makes a small, unconvinced noise. Yeah, Yunobo walked right into that one. βYou do nothinβ but lie, goro.β
They are looking for him, because Astor is a liar. He swats away his doubts, scowling.
βYouβre so naive,β the prophet murmurs, patronizing and gentle. When Yunobo reaches the end of his slack and canβt pull away, Astor once more reaches out to grab his face. βWeβll fix that, wonβt we?β
βYouβre all talk,β Yunobo hisses. He takes a thin gasp of a breath. Astorβs hand is very, very close to his mouth. Yunobo snarls, sends a quick prayer to Hylia, and bites him.
β¦
Gorons canβt really be sliced or stabbed. A demon carver or a windcleaver donβt do anything but scuff them. What works is something like a hammerβ heavy and blunt, for cracking instead of cutting. Fortunately, the Yiga donβt often carry things like that around.
Unfortunately, Yunobo does.
Astor uses his Malice to wield it despite its weight. Yunoboβs scales crack open under the swings. It fucking hurts. Blademasters stick sickles into open wounds, tearing where his scales canβt save him. A crack across his head sends him reeling forward, damn-near bouncing off the groundβ a boot lands hard on the back of his neck, keeping him down. His chains chatter, too loud, a cacophony.
Gorons donβt concuss, but they have a lot of sensitive stuff in their heads that donβt like to be rattled around. Yunoboβs learning that. Itβs similar to a squishy-folk concussion. His eyes blur, his ears stop working beyond the sharp ring. It hurts. His thoughts spiral around the words. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurtsβ
Yunobo gasps thinly, trying to think. He just has to wait for the others. Theyβll find him and theyβll tear these guys apart. Theyβll find him. Theyβre looking for him. Astorβs a liar. Theyβre looking for him, and theyβll find himβ
Agony explodes through his tail. The Titanβs weakness. He stops thinking. Some terrible scream tears through the room. Itβs too loud. He canβt think. It hurts. He hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurtsβ
..
Yunobo had been captured once, back in his time.
Heβd made a bad call and had ended up in an ambush. They hadnβt known how to hurt him. Heβd spent the whole time stalling, thinking of how he was going to placate the Boss. Surely heβd be worried. The City would be worried. He was fine, sure, but they would worry anyway.
Heβd torn out of there in a few days time, not the only one who made a mistake. Heβd warped back to the City. Nobody gave him a second look. Nobody mentioned his disappearance. Even the Boss had harumphed and given him gravel about slacking off, not even an ounce of worry.
It wasnβt like disappearing was a habit of his. Even on blood moons, Yunobo told the Boss where he was headed and what he was doing. He had never just left without telling anyone. And thisβ¦ this had been why. Sure, Yunobo had said it was for Boss Bludoβs peace of mind, but... heβd always known, deep down. Even with the Protection, he wasnβt useful enough to be looked for. To be cared about.
Yunobo stopped telling people where he was going.
..
Agony gives way to ache gives way to consciousness. At some point, heβd gone from his chained-awkward kneel to laying on the floor. His body hurts in ways he didnβt know it could. Magma has soldified around him in a puddle, pooling around him like blood from a Hylian. His head hurts.
Boss isnβt looking for him. The thought is sobering, though it feels distantly wrong in a way Yunobo canβt place. Boss isnβt looking for him. Nobody else has even noticed heβs gone.
He sits up. Chains rattle, echoing in his skull. Heβs still stuck to the floor.
He has to reach for his thoughts through a layer of fog, head pounding with the effort.
Oh man. My first really big interest was Wander Over Yonder, and I remember I got really into seeing Dominator blow up planets and put the main guys through Situations. I made a whole AU about it, actually, that was basically all whump before I even had a word for it. My beautiful cringe mind palace aus <3
In like eighth grade I read Knightley & Son and I read that book over and over. Such a good book for mystery enjoyers, but there's a lot of whump to be had too. Sighs dreamily... i love Knightley & Son.....
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Thank you for everyone's patience, I hope everyone who wanted to join found the new blog! It's time to share this year's prompts!
(Drumroll, please!)
On this blog, we won't reblog submissions, only use it to post prompts, tags, useful info and of course to answer any questions you might have.
We will post the tag for each day, and we ask that youΒ use two tagsΒ when filling prompts this year so that others may find your creations easily:Β
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The prompts are divided into three categories:Β community (white boxes),Β questionΒ (red boxes), andΒ creationΒ (green boxes). Everyone is free to participate as much or as little as they wantβthereβs no completionist requirement!
This calendar provides a preview of the prompts, but on each day a more detailed post will be released with more context and additional suggestions for each dayβs task. Similar to previous years, all prompts and other important information will be found on @whumpmasinjuly under theΒ #infowhumpmasinjuly tag for ease of access, or here under #wij26day0.
This blog will also use the tagsΒ #wijquestionΒ ,Β #wijcommunityΒ , andΒ #wijcreationΒ respectively for each post so that you can filter and find the type of prompts youβd like to do.Β
Below the cut you can read the whole list of the prompts for this event:
(Re)Introduce yourself
What is your earliest memory of enjoying whump?
Restraints
Send an ask to 3 people you haven't interacted with yet
Who are your favourite whumpees?
Bloodbath
Create a prompt for someone else to fill
What are your all time favourite pieces of whump media?
"That's not what I meant"
Reblog some of your favourite whump gifs
Where did you find your place within the whump community?
Falling
Give a sneak peak at something you're working on
What is a recent whump obsession of yours?
Dizzy
Give some fic recs
What is your favourite part of whump?
Smoke
Go back to a favourite whump fic/gifset/art piece and leave a comment
What's one thing you would say to a/your/your favourite whumpee? (It won't impact the plot)
Chekhov's gun
Reblog some of your favourite whump art
How did you end up joining the whump community?
Pickup
Check out someone's rec from a previous day (fic/gif/art) and leave a comment
What's a trope you love that deserves more attention?
"I don't want to"
Create a whump meme
What would be your ideal whump situation/what's your whump wishlist?
NAME: Soda, or Toby, or Jax, or any number of other names!
PRONOUNS: He/him or it/its
YEARS OF WHUMPMAS PARTICIPATION: This is my first year <:) I don't have a good track record with events, though. We'll see how it goes.
FAVORITE FOOD: Er. I eat. Food. HAHA I don't know. Sushi, probably?
AVG. AMT. OF SLEEP: [magic 8 ball shaking noise] Ask again later.
DREAM JOB: Probably an author, but... who knows how that'll turn out. Mechanics are fun, but I'm not great with electrical-numbers-stuff. I'll change a million tires though I love changing tires
USERNAME MEANING: Weeell. I have about a million names (transgender and a system) so. Sodalite is one of them, because I think it's neat, and a logical nickname for that is Soda. And I love alliteration, so.
BLOG BIRTHDAY: Errrrrrrrrrr idk if you can check that somewhereee its been a few years. My personal birthday is at the end of July.
HOBBIES: Writing (in case you couldn't tell.) I also draw & play a lot of video games lol. Errrr I crochet, too, but not a lot nowadays.
QUOTE THAT STUCK WITH YOU: Everything said in the Deltarune CH. 4 secret boss fight. But, specifically: "But you, my dear, I see a story lit up in your eyes. Burnin' bright, burnin' black, burnin' up everything."
Y'know what? DON'T give me whumpees begging for their lives.
Give me passively suicidal whumpees who take whatever's given to them in the hopes it'll take them out - so they don't have to do it themeselves. They don't fight when the whumper approached with knives or needles. They don't flinch when a gun is held to their head. They don't even attempt to grovel for their life.
Give me whumpees who DON'T fight; who DON'T try to hide from the whumper and DON'T try to wait for rescue they know is not going to come.
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I know that the Mysterious Construct in the Age of Imprisonment trailer is definitely going to turn out to be Link or some other incarnation of him, but for comedic purposes and until proven otherwise, I am saying that itβs Master Kohga. He got slammed into that cave ceiling at the top of that chasm so hard that he astral projected into the past and ended up possessing the Mysterious Construct. Heβs obviously not happy about the fact that heβs being forced to help the Hyrulian Royal Family but heβs equally upset about the fact that heβs now stuck as a Robotic Link Clone.
This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core
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sunburn whump! leaving your whumpee out in the blazing heat, letting them bake for a while until their skin is raw and tight.. leaving them with deep, hot aches that spread through their whole body, unable to find a comfortable position because everything hurts.. only able to wallow in their own pain..
whumper pressing fingers into the worst of the burns just to hear them hiss in pain.. refusing to let them have any aloe or cool compresses unless they βbehave.β dangling that little bit of relief in front of them while whumpeeβs practically in tears because they just want the pain to stop. aughhhhh