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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

jmtorres

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

demon-and-human

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

⬆️ morning glory

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

#skz #stray kids #han jisung #this & that #this and that skz

Oh I remember not believing my sister that they are the same plants, then I realized she‘s right and then I made her think she’s wrong about it….

@i-do-anything-but-write …. Upsi

swagvo1d

i love him

The urge to gif the mv @starteez

Ohhhh I’d love toooo(but honestly I have no idea how that works I’m technologically advanced like a rock)

But the mv has suuuuch cool scenes I love the Lee know one at the start it’s really gif-able

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Something something but hannie‘s lazy voice/parts in this&that is crazyyyyy

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HOW DO U FEEL

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ITS SO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I JUST WOKE UP BUT

Omgggggg. ITS SOOOOOO GOOD I LOVE ITTTTT

It was sticking my head days ago from the little teaser and now we have the whole thinggggg ITS REALLY REALLY GOODDDDD

Felix‘s deep voice suits the song sooooooo good and I love the lazy Han partssssss this is really his song

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPAM!!

Ig you loved the skz fanart as much as I did ;D but honestly how can someone have such a beautiful artstyle

ywwww XD

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Yessssss the little minho redraw from that kNOway episode is soooooo cute but every member looks so cute in their styleeee I love it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

#i mean like shes so gorg and baddie she couldve if she wanted to yk #tbh i think she said she never dated before she converted #i lwk wish she did lol then i could get all the breakup tea etc lmao #<—#omg I thought your mom rejected someone famous T-T #but this is sooooo true #my mom was also a beauty in her village #but my dad too (he was a city boy)#my mom always tells us story’s how she used to tell on my dad whenever he did something #and he thought it was her sister #so him and her sister were always at war (still are lowkey)#when he had school breaks my grandma let him stay at her friends house (my mothers mom)

My dad just did my hair in many many years. I think I’m the happiest person alive

(even tho he did roast me and said my mothers hair was twice as thick and twice as long as mine.)

aropride

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

Reminds me of the time I was like…. 8 (?) I think, and I told my sister I am too old to play in the snow now. She went out and had fun and I proceeded to watch her from the window.

Kinda sad if I think about it now

i-do-anything-but-write

Im pretty sure you were thirteen because i was super sad be ause I thoigh aw nooo next year, when I’m thirteen, I’ll be too old too and can’t play in the snow anymore

Upsi… I thought it was when I was 8…..

#oh out of context this sounds really funny #like why would a random tumblr user know when this specific incident happened #but yeah #she‘s currently sleeping beside me #and is talking gibberish in her dreams #im convinced it’s a language we forgot/don’t know

idk why but i keep on forgetting u guys are sisters and i was super confused when i first read this😭

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#lwk for me i dont ship mine idk i feel like my moms superior lmao like girl u couldve gotten a world famous singer....#<— SPILL THE TEA GIRL #HOW #HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

My dad just did my hair in many many years. I think I’m the happiest person alive

(even tho he did roast me and said my mothers hair was twice as thick and twice as long as mine.)

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ur prob a vampire, blob :>

what am i?? XD (i secretly have one i rly want......lets see if any of u can get it)

Hmmmm I really can’t explain it. But for you ghost is really fitting. I really don’t know why. But a wizard could also be fitting. Like a little one that runs around everywhere and always has to do something.

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