Just one more dating sim pleaseeeee

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

GUARDS!!!! put that emotionally unstable woman in a situation

This made me laugh harder than it should have

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

if you’re ever having a bad day, just know that Jane Franco is out there having a much worse time all while eating copious amounts of melon