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all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.
@ those of you saying this is cute⌠thatâs a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.
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Person looking at my bookshelves: Wow. Got enough books yet?
Me, hides a Barnes and Noble bag behind my back, shoves bookmail beneath the bed, discreetly throws blanket over new books from the thrift store: Enough what?
making this was my big Sunday activity
âhe had me 4k ultra hd tvâ
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SchrĂśdingerâs boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrmâs Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was âAny bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?âÂ
Diana Prince in Justice League
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When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.
Christopher Lee on trying to be cast as Gandalf.
âI sent him a picture of myself all made-up in the Wizardâs role, but it was more in the nature of a joke, really,â he recalled. ââThis is what I look like as a Wizard, donât forget this when you cast the movie.â It wasnât me putting myself forward at all, because I think Peter had already made up his mind.â
Just a reminder that Sir Christopher Lee, World War 2 Veteran, Nazi Hunter, Knight of the Realm and Actor, was also a massive fanboy.
If you think about it in the shower, youâre not over it
Iâm apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria
Is anyone truly over it?
They shouldnât be
i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for scienceÂ
but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him
the chaos ârock starâ scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position
#honestly he gave me unrealistic expectations for mathematicians and i want a refund (via mnemehoshiko)
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hogwarts memes
- everyone answering âno, iâm fredâ to âare you [insert Y/N]â even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts âpower bottomsâ - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting âspank me daddyâ at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] thatâs a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall
- POTTER
- ever since snapeâs âbottle fame, brew fortuneâ speech students just go on and on with it - âflambĂŠ success, bake brillianceâ âCan you tutor me in charms?â âTUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTĂ EXCELLENCE.â
- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
- remember that game where someone yells âSHATNERâ and you have to overact? same thing except itâs âTRELAWNEYâ and you have to use whatever youâre holding to make a ludicrous prediction
- a more popular variation is âLOCKHARTâ to make up a pompous story about using whatever youâre holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
- calling hippogriffs âleggy birbsâ
- âOur beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen DecapitationâŚâ
- shitty incantations ( âThe Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.â )
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