Moff

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks

Your teens are for depression, your twenties are for transitioning, and your thirties are for killing

Oh by the way if you use they/them for someone who has explicitly told you not to, it's still misgendering even if you think you're being woke about it

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

so i kind of accidentally on purpose told NASA that you can breath in space without a helmet and now i, i mean they, are going to throw you out the airlock. be nice about it ok. i want to look good in front of this tgirl who definitely has space madness. thx babe 😘