Gaby

X has more uses in math than in the English language.

I Came Here to Have a Good Time and You Play Northern Downpour and I Honestly Feel So Attacked Right Now

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

You need.. you need to unmute…

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

This is perfection 😂

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

Flat Earthers reject science in favor of their senses. Arsenic is odorless, colorless and tasteless.

pistachios are just land clams

Uh idk who is cuter

Bruh.

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

both of them are toooooooo fucking cute