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Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

why are all princesses spoken about as she/her

clap for the it/its princesses

clap for its highness

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

I do love how in the immeasurable amount of traction this post gained, for reasons that still elude me, nobody pointed out that it was six in the morning when I finished the code.

agnes tachyon modded minecraft nuclear generator automated monitoring system coding project. of course it was 6 am when you finished that's the least surprising part of the whole thing

fork found in girl's mouth while she was using it to eat come on now

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive