give me a scotch, i'm starving

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Good morning 25+ nation old bitches winning

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

batshit normal

what do you mean my childhood affected me