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being a fat little girl is like being christ on the cross

fat girls are stronger than any us marine

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

This is how you get headlines like "local man hospitalised for putting penis in dvd player".

im actually putting my cochie in it

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

what they don’t tell you is that sometimes you’ll want to leave, until you actually do. then all you’ll want is to go back

If you don’t like fat girls, nobody needs to hear your opinion on anything.

time to listen to frieren's soundtrack and pretend i don't exist

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

i need 1000 beverages at any given moment

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing

Got this crazy faith that everything gon work out for me