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taking a break. be back in february. cheers!

soapywankenopy

how is it march already

oh damn

april

#chat i miss the ides and april fools #the only holidays that matter! :(

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sandersstudies

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

sandersstudies

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

babybelminis

why is it giving this

saturnmortis

SMUT?!! in MY romance novel ?!?!

more likely than you'd think ...

#jail!#jail for one thousand years #it's times like these i remember i am indeed asexual.#asexual #asexuality #i'm crine bc i js wanted a cutesy little feel good romance #and then there's this long ass sex scene 😭#and part of me is like. girl. you knew this could and probably would happen.#i took the risk guys #it's rough out here #can they fuck OFF-SCREEN??#girl bye

so much goddamned talking in this goddamned book.

#dune messiah #dune #dune part three

sandersstudies

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

sandersstudies

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

babybelminis

why is it giving this

saturnmortis

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flipchild

desert-love

a-book-of-creatures

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

dogpuppy

unusual

soapywankenopy

annihilation mc core

#annihilation #jeff vandermeer

ojnah

dorfs

this is my fave post on this whole website

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pineappical

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

pineappical

like a sick victorian child

glumshoe

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

gravitygals

why don't u

glumshoe

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

theevenprime

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

tiredjustsoverytired

No, Eridians do not hate Earth or Stratt for sending Grace on a suicide mission. They understand that they were desperate and did not have the means to do it any other way, even if they wish the situation for Grace could've been better.

ROCKY however does hate them. He is holding a very personal grudge, because Grace won't. How dare they hurt Grace? How dare they abandon him?

tiredjustsoverytired

No, Eridians do not hate Earth or Stratt for sending Grace on a suicide mission. They understand that they were desperate and did not have the means to do it any other way, even if they wish the situation for Grace could've been better.

ROCKY however does hate them. He is holding a very personal grudge, because Grace won't. How dare they hurt Grace? How dare they abandon him?

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frostedshadow

I love how Rocky is incredibly well aware that saying "where my bedroom" doesn't make any sense (he's got a whole plan for making a sleeping area already and knows the Hail Mary doesn't have bedrooms) and therefore literally the only purpose of saying that was to mess with Grace. He's such a little shit I love him so much

vampirejuno

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

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