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Why did they have to call it Bruise. Shock Rock was RIGHT there.

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Zane fans when he shows up for .5 seconds in a trailer which means he's gonna get 2 more seconds than usual in the next season
I hate, hate, hate, hate HATE Adventure Core.. or... Rick.. (more like prick) SO MUCH. He makes me so uncomfortable. I want to pin him against a wall with my foot and rip the handlebars off of him. I wanted to curl up into a ball and shut down when he kept calling the player hot, genuinely revoke his speaking rights he is ABYSMAL. WAS HE FED MISOGYNISTIC ADVENTURE MOVIES FROM THE 80S OR SOMETHING. DON'T LIE, I CAN SMELL IT OFF HIM. IT SMELLS TERRIBLE. LIKE SMELLY GARBAGE STANDING AROUND AND BEING USELESS. Anyways, thank you for coming to my TED talk. c:
(can you tell I hate when people flirt)
Oh, and I downloaded an image of this heap of grime and lust because I felt like I would use it, so here he is because I don't know what to do with this image. Kill him. Now.
feel free to read this to some quality metal music
I hate that like 99% of GLaDOS's fanbase is just people who want her carnally, like don't get me wrong I find her attractive too but I feel like she deserves fans who aren't just simps for her :/
Another GLaDOS related pet peeve I have are her gijinkas, I don't really like the idea of robot gijinkas because I feel like you can't really emulate the essence of the character in something that isn't a robot (maybe that's just my robot hyperfixation) but I feel like GLaDOS gijinkas just try really hard to make her hot and cool looking, I do agree that she's both of those things but it feels like they can't tell WHY she's hot and cool. They completely miss that scary unsettling atmosphere she has that made her attractive (my personal theory you're free to disagree with)
also all of portalblr is just people shipping chell with everyone and talking about how much they want GLaDOS or wheatley to eat them out and I hate it do you guys know how to appreciate a character without being extremely horny about it or is that all you care about, neanderthal
(MANDATORY HALF JOKING TAG IN CASE I GET SENT TO THE TURRET REDEMPTION LINE)
I keep seeing these portal videos about "WHEATLEYS HIDDEN DIALOGUE" and it's so funny to me because I know all of the "hidden dialogue" they're talking about because I disobey wheatley at every chance I get. Why do I do this? Because I hate him. Death to the moron.

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I just beat Portal 1 and during the GLaDOS boss fight I was panicking and accidentally said "I need her" completely on accident. That was the first time something like that has EVER happened to me, it literally just slipped out of my mouth, try to think of those insufferable scenes in media where the character says something wrong in the cartooniest, most insufferable way ever. Basically that. (It definitely wasn't because her voice without the morality core was making me feel a certain way. My brain was probably scrambling and mixed two different sentences together, or something.)
"You transgenders just want to sneak into our bathrooms!" bro who willingly goes to the boys restroom
I just watched cowboy bebop for the first time and oh my god asimov is so hot
I'll always have a soft spot for miraculous ladybug but I gotta be honest, I feel like the only reason this show is still alive is because they just edge their audience to no end (and probably nostalgia bait). It feels like it should've just ended at season 2 or 3 because of the other miraculous but that's just my opinion

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WHEATLEY FANS.
I was talking to my dad about my robot hyperfixation and he thought I was saying I liked robots romantically and he admitted that he wants me to get in a relationship with a robot rather than a human because he isn't very fond of people.. I wonder if he knows that there's a whole community of people who want robots carnally.. 😭
1 reblog = 1 kiss to him
sweet baby boy.. I have to guys :(
look at his little face, he's just begging for one.. :c
mwah ^_^
"there are bugs under your skin" okay :) I hope they're happy down there (・∀・) at least I'll never be entirely lonely ^_^
If kimblee ever got into a relationship would he be pablo picasso bad or marquis de sade bad

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wait wait wait wait wait!!!!! can you guys imagine a mashup between da funk and television rules the nation???? like the vocals from television rules the nation and the music from da funk
when I say I love robots but they think I'm talking about cyborgs :/