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op link the fucking article

thanks. what the fuck

What the fuck.

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

guy stuck in a timeloop who says "speedrun strats" out loud every time they discover a new weird thing they can do that leads to a good outcome while also making them look completely insane to everyone else in the vicinity

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(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

electrolyte drink? Gatorade or powerade? Liquid iv even?

“Come hell or high water” no thank you just semen for me

I see the Curse Council has decided to start getting creative again...

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo