The face I give the universe when it decides that one of my exâs should become quasi-famous.

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The face I give the universe when it decides that one of my exâs should become quasi-famous.

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When my students fall asleep during a documentary of the Nazi atrocities in World War 2.
Teaching my students how to address me on the first day of classes.
When colleagues are rambling on in faculty meetings about inane nonsense and I try to keep my thoughts away from academic homicide.
When youâre applying for a teaching job in digital media but the institution wants your portfolio in a PowerPoint presentation.

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When a student starts sending you multiple copies of the same email because they feel you arenât responding fast enough.
When a student responds to your email with âK THX!â
Hashtag: critques
Or, my current mood on contemporary art.Â
Btw, I have no idea where I got this. If thereâs a source, Iâll happily credit.Â
Whenever I find out that yet another person is pregnant, Iâm just like
Seriously. There are 7.2 BILLION people on the planet.
Unless of course your kid is cute, then they get a pass.
This also may be why I donât have friends.
Applications that still require you to snail mail them in rather than submitting online.
Iâm looking at you, Whitney ISP.

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Academic jobs that require 3 full letters of recommendation instead of just contact info.
I donât understand this, academia. We both know that you are not going to read every single letter from the 500 applications youâre going to get in response to this job post. Why make make all my mentors hate me while also just making things more difficult for the both of us?
I am just going to put this out there:
The private services offered by Karen Kelsky on The Professor is In are crazy - and prohibitively - expensive. Donât get me wrong, I think what Kelsky is doing, in general, is amazingly helpful and much needed when we live in a world that produces academics through and for academia that then does not train them to contribute to the very environment from whence they came, starting with basic teaching skills. However, as an adjunct making barely $20k a year, it is nonsensical to think that I or many of my peers would be able to afford $150 an hour to work on my documents for full time teaching gigs - especially when there are upwards of 6 documents needed for full time university teaching jobs in the arts. And itâs actually fairly frustrating, and perhaps even a little insulting - in some ways, it sets up a classist system that falls in line very much with the very institution that she is trying to (deservedly) critique and dismantle.
An example: for spring 2016, she is offering graduate application services, from $150+ a pop. I spent close to $1000 on application fees alone when I applied to grad school. There would have been no feasible way I would have been able to afford any of the help she offers at those prices - though I absolutely could have used it.
Look, I get that Karen Kelsky should be paid for what she is doing. Itâs a great service. I bought her book, itâs invaluable. I even bought her course on how to make a successful academic cover letter when it was on sale (because I couldnât afford the regular price) and it proved just how little I know about trying to get a tenure track job. But there has to be a better way of making services like this more available to underprivileged fledgling academics who may just need them the most.
(I am also aware that she offers a âscholarshipâ of sorts for her services to those who may qualify. If anything, itâs a small step in the right direction.)
My now standard reaction to when I force myself to go through student evaluations from the previous semester.
Feel like reading a rant?
When a student closes out their email to you with âGod Bless You.â
I am posting this again, because it happened again.Â
Iâm seriously tempted to respond âno thank you.âÂ
Look, itâs me whenever Iâm around other artists. Or academics. Or society in general.

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When you try to save students from sliding down into the abyss.Â
(And you even make an attempt to ârelateâ by dressing like them!)
Edit: *sigh* the gif doesnât work.Â
When the semester is three-quarters of the way done and one of your students still doesnât know your name.
Long time/no see, art kids.Â