#undergrads

Vira was hard to find characters for

Inspired by Cris Crosspoints

This is funny one I've been thinking about lately.

A three-way battle between the Viacom adult animated shows (i.e. the animated shows from Comedy Central and MTV), the animated shows of Fox and Hulu, and the animated shows of Adult Swim.

Bro, two of these groups are gonna be wiped-out by a alcoholic knock-off of Doc Brown.

These two are COOKED!

With the exception of the characters from South Park, Drawn Together, and Aeon Flux, the Viacom team are pretty much next to useless.

The combat prowess of the characters from the other shows are next to non-existent!

The only characters outside of the three shows that would definitely be carrying the team that would actually be useful are Scudworth, Coach Buzzcut, Gimpy and maybe Julius.

Everyone else is practically useless in a fight.

The Fox and Hulu shows are definitely much better in this regards.

Most of their characters can actually fight, have various weapons to aid them in battle, or have skills that would be pretty useful.

The only outliers are the characters from The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, The Great North, Duncanville, and Bless the Harts.

With the exception of a few like Willie and maybe Louise.

But then we have Adult Swim, who have just as, if not more notable fighters than the Fox and Hulu team.

Space Ghost, Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Bebop Crew, most of the characters on The Venture Bros., most of the characters on Robot Chicken, Xavier, The Freemans, Uncle Ruckus, Stinkmeaner, Orel, The Warden, Dethklok, Black Dynamite and his crew, Rick and Morty, Mike Tyson, Samurai Jack, The Scotsman, Aku, The Leptons, Tigtone, Spear and Fang, Mr. Boss, Mr. Frog, The Unicorn Warriors, Superman, Supergirl, and Andy!

Not only that, but these characters are just built different.

They outclass the other teams in just about every category.

Physical prowess, combat experience, weaponry, actual powers!

Not to mention they've gone up against far more bullshit than the other two teams COMBINED.

I I guess it would make sense that maybe of the Adult Swim characters are this cracked given the channel they're connected to.

Dude, the outcome of the other teams is gonna be one of two ways.

1#) They're all gonna be going to the hospital.

Or 2#) Straight to the grave.

At least the Family Guy characters and Kenny will eventually come back to life.

But at some point in 2024 (idk when, I only discovered them in recent weeks) they released an album called Simplify Your Life and they have the Bradley song on there (called BU3 in the album).

Well, I'm listening to the album right now and, I swear, the whole album just fits how I see Bradley-- it's crazy.

The song with Bradley's name is talking about being on suicide watch. The singer is staying at a hospital for 3 days, taking pills, and trying to find the will to stay alive after all of his regrets.

I know this because in 2022, I was like the singer in the song. I stayed at the hospital and had to find the will to stay alive...

Holy shit, this feels surreal-- like I know it's just a coincidence, but damn! My mind is blown.

Who knew I'd feel like I had a connection to a humanoid dog from a direct to video Disney Sequel of the Goofy Movie?? Not that I have ever cheated and almost blew up several people in a competition...

My question is though, why did the band, undergrads, name the song Bradley Uppercrust III/BU3??? I need to know so badly!! 😫