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Hi hi! Sure thing. I finished 2P Italy faster and more easily than Italy himself, lol.

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Italy w/ A Gentle Partner

Synopsis : My thoughts on the Allies’ relationship with you !

a/n : this took SO freaking long I genuinely don’t know why. schools been fucking me UPPP but it’s okay cs it’s summer break now 👀.. anyways i hope this is enjoyable !!

c/w : not really proofread, illness/impairment mentioned in America’s, very rushed, clingy England and France, gn I think but fem reader in mind, very fluffy, includes America, Russia, England, and France.

Allies:

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America

This man is so annoying with his love for you. He’s obnoxious with it too.. Just like how he brags about everything, he’ll brag about you. He will go as far as to taunt people too. It’s so tiring to be near him when he goes on a rampage about you. 

Even though he’s a whole different genre of annoying, he loves you and its SHOWS. His love language is pretty obviously acts of service but he probably likes physical touch too. He’ll do ANYTHING for you whether it be holding your things when your arms are tired (he flexes and shows off after), basic chivalrous actions, orfixing things for you. He wants to be your “Hero” he says so you let him. 

This man was SO corny when you guys first met. He immediately felt attraction towards you and tried to get you to “Fall for him”.  He’d actually use pickup lines and be serious with it too. You end up laughing at him thinking he’s joking which isn’t the reaction he wants but oh well — atleast you think he’s funny. 

You actually didn’t know he liked you for a while until he casually mentioned it. He was so embarrassed after but tried to play it off, making you laugh which worsened his embarrassment. After reassuring him you both agreed to go on a few dates. He showed up to said dates with flowers and the classic teddy bear in hand. He makes it KNOWN that he will be an absolute gentleman for you. 

While this first date was at a restaurant, he usually takes you to places like arcades, carnivals, any fun place, etc. You both travel quite a bit too — to almost every state. His goal is to get you every states’ flower. Whenever you two casually travel he usually takes you to major cities or super country and rural places. One day you’re in NYC the next you’re in freaking Kansas. You never know where you’re going with him. 

Alfred is very sweet when you are sick or injured — sickeningly sweet. He knows how hard it is to do things when impaired because of his dangerous stunts and tendencies. When it’s his time to take care of you he is SUPER attentive. Getting you water, helping you walk around, making you food (to the best of his abilities atleast..), and making sure you rest. He is so careful when you’re like this — he treats you as if you’re porcelain.

All in all this man love you to the moon and back and will forever make sure you know it.

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Russia

This man is very yandere-ish with you he does NOT play. He is super possessive — not very publicly because he still wants to keep his facade around the countries. He will grips your arm a little tighter than usual if he thinks the person you’re talking to is too ‘comfortable’ around you. He isn’t rough but it’s firm enough to make you pull back from that person. 

I think his love language goes hand in hand with his possessiveness — quality time and physical touch. He is very busy so enjoys every second he gets to spend with you even if he’s not super expressive about it. He is also always touching you somehow and even more confusing is how natural and intimate it feels. He knows exactly how to make you relax with his touch. He’ll move your hair out your face before you can, guide you around when in a crowded area, and caress you so lovingly you just cant help but melt.

Honestly he’d be a bit toxic but who cares..He kind of manipulated you into liking him — not that you didn’t find him attractive before. When he saw you for the first time he knew he wanted you to be his — like a kid seeing a toy they really want. He’d make himself the epitome of perfect around you just to make you think it was your idea to want to date him. He was honestly desperate but he’d never admit that. You once complimented his colonge and he wore the same scent ever since — not changing it even one. He’d get the countries that he has control over to talk to you about him like he was the perfect man (it worked). He’d touch you so very softly whenever he could, making sure his touch lingered. He’d look at you in ways that made your stomach do flips but was still plausible as a friendly look. He was also just way nicer to you than anyone he interacts with — making sure you felt special. When he thought it was time, he confessed in the most possessive way ever. “You love me right? Well even if you don’t, you’re mine now.” You didn’t even argue even if how he said it was very questionable. 

Dates with Ivan are usually late night walks, dinner at notsocasual but notsofancy restaurants, or just quality time at home while you guys are reading, cooking, or cleaning. He’d do anything with you really, as long as he gets to be with you.

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England

Oh this man is such a hopeless romantic its sad. He is so desperate for your attention, love, and support.

His love language is definitely quality time, words of affirmation, and physical touch. Starting with physical touch, he would be deeply embarrassed with PDA. He is definitely public about his love for you but he’s very nervous around you so he’d need extra reassurance before kissing you in public. In private though he is ALL up on you. You’ll be cooking dinner and hes basically mirroring you. He’ll grab seasoning for you, helping you flip food, and mix things. If you have pets he’ll take them off the bed just to be closer to you. He’s so possessive but it can be a bit tiring.

Going back to the other love languages, he LOVES spending time with you while you tlak about how much you pove eachother. He’ll lay on your lap while you play with his hair and tell him all about your day. You’ll tell him how smart he sounded discussing world issues with the other countries, how much you admire him for taking up such a stressful job, and just your plans with him in the future. You both can say anything to the other so naturally it’s honestly romantic. 

When he first met you he was immediately attracted and tried his hardest to make you fall for him. He’d do anything and everything for you — ask for some water and he has it in 5 seconds, tell him you’re tired and he’ll make a makeshift bed wherewver you are. He’d also try and impress you. He’s tried to make you laugh more times than he can count. It always worked in the end which made his chest full of pride, just happy that you luaghed. He’d dress up more than usual if he knew you were going to be around and would make sure he looked his absolute best (you found him attractive either way). In the end you still made the first move because he is very nervous near you. After he told you about everything he did to impress you he was surprised to learn that you’ve always found him attractive (all that work for what..).

Your dates are always very intimate and well planned. Either picnics, fancy restaurants, or stargazing. He is super attentive on these dates — making sure everything is perfect. He gets your favorite flowers every dates along with your favorite snack no matter where you guys are going. If are in a secluded area while on your date best believe he is all up in that. He would infact be laying on your lap or chest while you olay with his hair. If you’re at a restaurant, he’s holding atleast one of your hands the whole time — just subconsciously making sure you don’t run away. 

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France

This guy is obviously romantic so I’ll get straight into it. He’s so intimate with EVERYTHING he does it makes you feel so perverse for thinking he’s attractive when he’s doing something very mundane. He could be writing something about whatever but he’ll look just breathtaking while doing so. 

His love language is literally anything and everything you could think of. He LOVES having his hands on you, LOVES spending time with you, LOVES writing you love letters, and LOVES doing things for you. He’ll buy you super expensive and unnecessary items just to hear you scold him because he loves the sound of your voice. He will mirror you even when doing the most mundane things ever. You could be sweeping and he’ll just come up behind you and help you as if you’re a puppet. When he leaves for work before you wake up, he’ll leave notes around the house that talk about his love for you — “Have a great day mon cherie!” “Don’t overwork yourself mon amour!” etc. He’s also the type to go grocery shopping for you, fix things around the house before you notice, and clean up any mess your pets made if you have any. 

You guys met through mutual friends and he swears he felt his world light up when he saw you. He was automatically flirty with you like he is with most people but it was 10 times worse. You thought he was joking the first time he confessed, thinking it was his usual antics. He was a bit discouraged hearing you shut him down so he knew he needed to get serious. He would be forward and direct. He’d also cater to you so much so that the other countries thought you hypnotized him or something. Eventually you caught feelings and confessed. He was so eccentric — cheerful even. If you ask him about that day he’ll talk about it as if it was the day world peace was achieved. 

Dates with him are so incredibly intimate and romantic. He’ll empty out a whole restaurant for the two of you if you wanted him to. You guys either go on picnics, stargaze, or go to fancy restaurants. When he just wants to spend time with you, it’s usually stargazing. He gets your favorite flowers, a new plushie or keychain for collections, and a snack basically every time. He’ll scatter the flowers around the blanket, place your favorite scented candles around, and basket full of food in the middle. He brings out special cups of your favorite color and fills them with your favorite drink. He makes sure to make food that you enjoy and brings pillows just incase you want to lie down. A speaker playing you guys’ favorite songs going on in the background solidifies the whole experience everytime. This man is so loving it makes you ache inside.

a/n : this is pretty short so sorryy 😔.. have a good day/night !

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(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Not to vaguepost, but if you had told me this morning that I’d end the day exhausted from both family drama and math, then find a post full of cat links, virtual hugs, funny videos, and little things to do when life gets too loud, I would’ve believed you immediately.

Seeing this right now feels oddly comforting. Thanks, Tumblr.

WHY AM I WHITE AND WHY DO I HAVE A SET BACKSTORY COMPLETE WITH OUTFIT DESCRIPTIONS

This will affect the trout population (a classic)

I’m gonna run away and join the circus

Fuck it, we ball (another classic)

The horrors persist but so do I (a third classic)

I’m gonna run away to Vegas

I’m gonna run away to New York/London/other large city near you

I’m too pretty to have this happen to me

The suffering is endless but so is my swag

I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.

Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!

But let me tell you a story:

I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.

One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.

At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought “oh ok cool!” And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.

I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. She’s a foodie and a restaurant blogger.

Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.

The shock must’ve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.

And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.

So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.

So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Don’t assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.

so, she takes them to see it and notices that these men are almost giddy over this bug so she starts asking questions and turns out they are from various African countries, are scientists travelling on some sort of research grant, and one of them in particular is specialist in insects and they were all just on their way to their Air B&B

I’m trained in literary criticism, I personally study a lot of stuff from people with stupid opinions in my freetime, including opinions about people like me, I enjoy reading in general. What is it about Harry Potter that makes me just not want to come back to it?

I think it’s kind of how it became a part of culture for a while. And at the time it wasn’t criticized as heavily as other things I witnessed, at least from my child’s perspective. Poking holes in media has been a favorite pastime of mine for long time, including with Harry Potter, but the fundamental emotional core of the thing never quite felt flawed.

Yes Rowling put some stupid things in there but that’s to be expected from a white woman in Britain who has had most of her life being taken care of for her. At the end of the day, the intentions always felt solid even if the execution was less than perfect.

Then came the slow eroding of her reputation. I picked up on it before most people did. The moment she went “mask off” in 2020 I and many others were surprised that people saw it that way. She’d been consorting with transphobes for years at that point. In online trans spaces she’d been a known radfem apologist for a long time.

But then she got worse. Like she started materially hurting people with her money. And that’s about when to me I really started to get sick when thinking about Harry Potter.

It’s like. She’s not just a privately bigoted person who accidentally made a story about misfits finding a place that they belonged. She’s taking the power that the marketing machine behind that series granted her to cause active harm right now.

It’s at about that point I no longer found myself with the ability to turn on my critical brain trained in the ways of lit analysis or my casual consumer brain just liking fun things even if they’re bad. I just felt a pit in my stomach. I moved the family copies of the Harry Potter books from my room into the communal family bookshelf and then into my dad’s room because I couldn’t stand looking at them anymore.

It’s not just that Rowling is an author with bad opinions. I’ve read plenty of those. It’s not just that the series isn’t what I thought it was. That’s par for the course of most things you read as a child and revisit as an adult. It’s the combined power of her and her brand being everywhere and inescapable and her currently using the power that gives her for evil. Not only was the core of the series disingenuous but the series itself is currently actively causing people harm and normies just casually walk by it at Barnes and noble vaguely wondering if they should buy a mug for their cousin not knowing or not caring what that actually represents.

I can read dumb shit. I can handle my beloved childhood media being worse than I remember it. I can even handle my favorite authors turning out to be absolute garbage but the level of how all this happened with Harry Potter almost has no equivalent that I can think of because it is so big and so destructive and so intertwined with its author in the way that very few other things are.

The author cannot be dead with Harry Potter because she keeps coming back in to twist the knife. She has implanted herself into the series itself so firmly that trying to remove her from it make the entire thing implode on itself into something else entirely. And she uses that firm rooting that she’s established to materially harm people. People like me just one continent over. I’m sure she’d also interfere in other countries politics if she legally could.

It’s like. You can’t think critically through the full scope and ramifications of something when she hasn’t even stopped twisting that knife of hers. I can playfully stick my tongue out at shakespeares bad opinions because he isn’t alive right now spending his money on bad things. And even most authors alive now don’t have financial knives big enough to make much of a difference.

Rowling though? She can just throw a million dollars at something. It’s no wonder I can’t look at those books. My siblings are being threatened with them. It’s a lot easier to study a knife in a museum than one that’s currently being held to someone’s throat.

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