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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what
The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.
I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.
#this world's magic system is also based in calculus
i like that they never let you forget that bocchi is gross. she canonically smells like mold
she's weird she's gross. if she goes outside too long she gets nauseous and throws up on herself. she's got a good figure but has no idea how to show it off. she wears the same dirty tracksuit all day every day. if you compliment her she gets carried away and ruins it immediately. if she thinks about the future she panics, if she thinks about the past she's depressed. she's just so uncomfortable to be around. intensely awkward in the REAL way broken people are. love my fucked up daughter she's just like me. i hope she never changes
i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc
i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then
auaahhauhghhh awful awful awful
[Image ID: Anonymous Tumblr ask reading: I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks /End ID]
I want you guys to know this shit not only makes my life better and easier, and consequently makes me like you more, but WAY MORE IMPORTANTLY could literally save someone's life.
Yes, eye strain sucks. Yes migraines are painful. Yes seizures are miserable. But every single epileptic seizure, to a very small but very much not zero degree, can just kill you. Seizures are horrible and dangerous - with aspiration and head trauma to take into account as well. Even if it's "not that much flashing" or it's "not that long" or "it's only a seizure" or whatever kind of excuse you may want to make - PLEASE think about photosensitive users when you interact with media
Anything with
Rapid change between different colors
Rapid change between light and dark frames
Anything that causes the value of the screen to change very majorly very quickly
Anything very color intensive/stressful for the eyes
Needs to be tagged with things like "flashing lights" "strobing" "eye strain" etc - NOT tags such as "photosensitive" or "epilepsy" bc we use those tags for our community
Please and thank you

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster
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Being Transmasc is wild because first you’re a girl and you’re weak whiny emotional irrational annoying and uppity and “on your period” and you’d be prettier if you smiled and stopped making everything about feminism all the damn time
and then all of a sudden you’re a man and you’re ‘the problem’ and you just want to oppress girls and talk over women to validate yourself and make it all about you because all men ever do is take over the conversation and be abusive and use their toxic masculinity to bludgeon everyone around them and like
The whole time you’ve always just been you
Hate to tell you this teaboot but it's the same in reverse for us trans femmes
Solidarity in always "doing it wrong", eh?
Masc spectrum 🤝 Femme spectrum
Being reduced to the worst gender stereotypes when we just want to be human people
It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave
For the last goddamn time...
"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."
That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.
It does NOT mean
That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing
That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)
That you need to kill off characters (??? what)
That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones
That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to
The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.
The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.
Good grief....
Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.
yes, your killed darlings are ripe for rebirth
compost your darlings
recycle your darlings
Darlings who don't fit this narrative go into the use later folder
Swifties when Taylor looks to the right slightly at the 13 second mark of a new music video while the G note plays: omg this is clearly a hint to TS13 and that the name of the album will start with a G! Our girl loves to give us crumbs!
Swifties when Taylor is spotted hanging out with multiple MAGA supporters within weeks of each other: well that could mean nothing
nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

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the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"
actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"
Ask Things About My S.O. or Crush!
1) Describe them in 3 words 2) Their favourite style of clothing 3) What mannerisms do they have? 4) Do they play an instrument? 5) How did you meet/become introduced to them? 6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged? 7) What do you like doing with them? 8) Their favourite colour 9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture? 10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you? 11) Have you dreamed about them? 12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know) 13) Can they dance? 14) What does hugging them feel like? 15) Your favourite thing about them? 16) Their favourite thing about you? 17) Best memory of you together? 18) What are they like when they’re tired? 19) Could you imagine growing old together with them? 20) Could they imagine growing old together with you? 21) What would an ideal date with them be? 22) Are they competitive? 23) What do you do together? 24) Which smells remind you of them? 25) Do they remind you of any music? 26) Could you tell them your biggest secret? 27) Could they tell you their biggest secret? 28) How do you greet each other? 29) What makes you blush that they do? 30) What makes them blush that you do? 31) Would you say you love them? 32) Would they say they love you?
Even trans men I've followed for years, and have generally been chill, are reblogging this "trans women are basically CIA operatives by talking about transmisogyny ("whether or not trans men or trans women have it worse")" type of bullshit.
@deathtokillian fuck you
That post doesn’t say trans woman are CIA operatives?? I took CIA as in transphobes pinning trans people against each other when we both have it shitty???
Well I ain’t fucking deleting my reblog of it.
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“This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit.” - George Carlin
…PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.
PolitiFact going through history to double check this is still a good thing though, because it means we can truthfully say they did.
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/sep/10/arlen-parsa/evidence-shows-most-47-men-famous-declaration-inde/

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Your life ends in the wasteland.
there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it
収穫祭
2015年、長屋門公園。
立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。