Vaguely Coherent

The time this woman is taking to educate is much appreciated!

sometimes when you're travelling you will see a beautiful unique bird that captures your attention completely and you will discover that the locals call it the Boring Sparrow and there's 70 000 000 of them and they eat nothing but spicy chicken wings they find in dumpsters.

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

Help I let too much Stuff Without A Home pile up and I'm trying to organise and make new homes for things and every time I look at My Piles Of Stuff I panic

I'm going to pretend that I'm playing Unpacking for the next few hours, pray for me

I own a lot more electrical tape than I thought

There's some of last year's dried rosemary under all this

So glad I've found six of my missing pairs of scissors. I haven't been able to find any scissors recently so I was about to buy new scissors.

Great job! If you can somehow get one home I'd recommend a peg board for your tools. I'm really happy with mine

I'm planning on building a bunch of storage in here (it's going to be a craft/woodworking room), including peg boards for small tools.

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

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this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

the worst part of being obsessed with a ttrpg campaign that you're a player in is that it will make you mad that everyone else on the internet isn't able to listen in and provide you with the fan content you feel the campaign deserves. i want OTHER people to be as excited as i am that the elderly lesbian knight from "monsters in manhattan" has the most game in the entire crew of PCs, with at least two confirmed love interests and a third on the periphery.

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs