this is just a part i portray

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

surely another trinket will cure me

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

I’m doing research rn an it’s not looking good

me every morning i wake up: i miss henry of skalitz

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

Vampirism be like "your physical health will be pitch perfect forever, but your mental health is between you and god."

And you‘re allergic to god

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe