Minors dni

or needing to clear their gills stat, no time to find a tool, so they slide their fingers in and thumb along the ridges like the pages of a book-

or delibrately stirring up sand at the bottom and swimming through, gulping down the dusty water to push through their gills until they're helpless in the midst of a fit-

or hauling themselves up onto dry land and marvelling at how different a gull feather feels when dry as to when wet, and becoming desperately curious as how it feels on their gills, and in their nose-

READING SNEEZES

chhinkni induced

Oh lovely anon it's like you read my mind, I actually recorded a reading fit the night before this ask! Obviously, then made a part 2 because, hello, its me ha

I sort of completely forgot about the holdbacks part so will have to try that one in the future (though something tells me i'll be arse at it haha)

Part 2 is split into two slips, my right nostril then left with the chhinkni

If you're curious, I'm reading from The Terror by Dan Simmons, which is a good book but the TV show adaptation is a big recommendation

cw: let out sneezes, a few stifles probably, congested voice, congested sniffles, a little nose rubbing and nose blowing at the end of part 2 a

I’m *obsessed* with this jumper! It makes me sneeze really satisfying sneezes! (Perhaps the greatest Christmas gift of all)

This time I have a dusty t shirt on underneath, to make things even more fun.

Also, let’s all pretend that I’m in maybe a cafe, just sneezing like it’s an ordinary thing to do, and I that I’m not mortified to sneeze in public. Let’s manifest it together! 🤣🤧

Maybe shes allergic to something in the room, maybe she's coming down with something, perhaps it's a bit of flyaway dust.

Unexpected cold means unexpected wav hehe it felt so good to release all those sneezes from my tickly nose

= these MONSTER SNEEZES 😳

Legit the ugliest sneezes to have ever come out of my body 🫢

I just couldn’t help how they came out… my nose was so itchy and angry… literally trembling with each sneeze release 🫢

That time we tried to see if I could fit my boobs into my girlfriend’s polo shirt - and I could, but it was so dusty it made me sneeze for like two minutes straight 🤣🤧.

the sneezy princess is back! and she must apologise but spring time brings on her annual rose cold. right now she's trying desperately not to interrupt a meeting of royals from neighbouring kingdoms with her sneezes but they're just getting stronger and stronger the more she stifles until she finally has to make her ecape and let her sneezes out.