Just A Touch Under The Weather

when someone blows their nose forcefully and then sniffles liquidly immediately after. oh, poor thing, that sounds like it didn’t help at all…

Thinking of a really snotty hayfever. Like, that's the major symptom. Yes they sneeze some, and their eyes are a little itchy, but the most obvious way their hayfever manifests is how they seem to be blowing their nose every 5 minutes or whatever, and it is so wet every time.

That ideal cold sneeze. The ah-part has a horrible phlegmy rattle to it, and the choo-part is eye-watering and slobbery, they need to wipe their mouth afterwards.

and when it just sounds like it took all their energy to get it out. The build-up was like a slow climb up a steep hill.

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him, sick out of his mind and jerking off with reckless abandon

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him loudly and messily sneezing into his hands, and in a pure state of sick delirium and horniness, proceeding to use his own snot as lube

Weirdly horny over the idea of somebody needing to be comforted after waking up from a fever dream and freaking out because they can't breathe. Like everything about it just screams at how sick and pathetic they are. They're probably not even lucid enough to notice they're dripping.

A sick someone following their partner from room to room as they go about their usual routine, the sick one yearning for the comfort of coexisting in the same room as the person who loves and cares for them the most — not to mention the soft, casual blessings that don’t have to be shouted across the house or apartment.