head empty

i am in the car with my fiancé and friends right now trying to keep the most neutral face i possibly can

getting fingered in a club bathroom while they sneeze into your neck because your cologne/perfume just will not stop setting them off. hi btw

people who sneeze in fits: how does it feel to be insanely hot

alright i'm gonna be so horny(not legit nsfw/spice) for a second !!!!!mess warning!!!! placing your hands against the underside of a person's nose that's obviously very full and sensitive. You can feel their nostrils flaring against your fingers or palm, feeling mess dripping down , any lil move makes their nostrils flare wider and makes the poor thing hitch just making the person so hitchy and nose runny, its pouring/drizzling all over your hand. They grab your wrist and start to slowly nuzzle/rub their nose against your hand while they hitch desperately

sickie pressing up against their partner (who has the kink) while hitching desperately and nose dripping down their face. They whine about how tickly and sensitive their nose is, how they can't find any tissues and if they did they'd destroy them pretty fast and how they need something(more like someone) that can handle it they whisper lowly in that deep scratchy gravely voice in their partner's ear "lets see how well you can handle it" before letting out the messiest snz onto them. it splatters and sprays them point blank in the face, neck and chest. Multiple cords of mess varying in thick/thinness connect the two together....partner is blushing like a whore but sickie obviously isn't done

A is down with a miserably sneezy, runny head cold. they're laying on B, hugging them for their warmth while sniffling liquidly. their head is turned towards the TV, their eyes sleepily blinking and their cheeks rosy from the slight temperature they're running. B is petting and toying with their hair now and again while playing A's comfort video game to help them feel at least a little better. whenever A stifles a sneeze, trying not to do so on their partner, their nose runs even more. each time B just lets the character idle in the game, presses a kiss to the top of A's head, and puts a tissue in their hand. B knows that eventually they're going to catch this cold, but they can't help but to comfort A like this.

there’s something so inexplicably hot to me about a very well covered sneeze into the crook of the arm. it’s nothing special, it’s how you’re supposed to sneeze, but the dedication to proper etiquette??? the extra effort to really make sure they’re not spreading their cold??? yeah 🥺

Happy pride to all the queer snzfuckers here 💛💐

When their building up goes from ”hah—” to “hIH—” to “IIH—“

pushing back the tip of a person's nose and holding a flower right against their nostrils making them deeply breath it in. You can watch their nostrils twitch quiver and flare in real time but you don't remove the flower. You want to make sure you get as much in them as possible and all that mess will keep the pollen trapped inside if you make them hold back

Someone whose sneezes don’t normally have an ‘oo’/‘ew’ sound sneezing this way during a fit because they’re so desperate

okay but when the sick and trying to deny it character has terrible, year round allergies and it WOULD be a viable reason for why they sneezing/sniffling/coughing but thwir friend/SO/whoever just KNOWS that isn't it. maybe it's the sound of it, maybe it's the frequency or the specific kind of itchy it is or whatever but they can tell there's more going on than just the usual allergies