Hello chuck!

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

in school/at work: can’t cope because it’s all too much, too many things craving attention, longing for some sweet alone time without school/work: can’t cope because no schedule, also Boredom™, if i spend one more minute alone doing nothing i’ll lose it

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

Miranda Hart; gift to humanity.

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

1920s shitposting

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway