I'd Fight A Bee

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Reblog because….

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

I can’t wait to see a generation of heavily tattooed old people

holy shit

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash